Salsa (dance) Puns

Me (hiding a bag of tortilla chips): There's been a misunderstanding.

The salsa.

My fiance and I took our first dance class today...

Instructor: "Ok, we're going to start with the basics of the salsa"

Me: "Alright, I'll grab the tomatoes."

I am at the salsa bar at Rubio's (here is what it looks like if you don't know http://www.urbanspoon.com/rph/56/611245/130623/fresno-rubio-s-fresh-mexican-grill-salsa-bar-lemons-limes-peppers-photo). There is a teenage girl there getting salsa as well. We keep getting in each other's way as we are going back and forth across the bar getting cups, then filling the cups, then getting lids and so forth. After we go around each other about 4-5 times. I stopped, looked at her and said, "Did we just salsa dance?" The look on her face had to have been complete shock at my hilarity, or utter disgust, maybe both.

They do the Salsa