The obstetrician came to the bridge, squinted into the night and said:
"Congratulations, Captain. It's a buoy!"
Not long after, he took up drowning
“It’s junk”
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
As it turns out, my dog has his own barque.
It was an occident, I swear!
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
When I asked him why so early, he replied with "the schooner, the better!"
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
It would be swell
I told the police it was an accident, but they said it was on porpoise.
I guess the rain's down in Africa.
He left his chart in San Francisco.
And he said today is going to be 15 knots, I replied “that’s probably enough to tie a boat down”
http://tomb666666.tumblr.com/image/153908879669
He had a sense of four boating.
...but it's a bit long-winded.
Whatever floats his boat.
They wanted to hit the high Cs.
