Zanima me ovo posto u svojoj torbici vec jedno 2 meseca imam bocicu sa jedno 50ak bromazepama jer uvek lekove iz originalnog pakovanja izvadim i stavim u te bocice zbog vise mesta. jeste ovo malo cudno ali imam i bocice sa vitaminom B i ribljom masti, e sad ne znam ni sam zasto to nosim stalno sa sobom ali posto mi je relativno jedina destinacija posao-kuca i posto radim kao programer obicno kasnije odem na posao i vracam se oko 11,12 uvece kuci i tada se nadjem u centru imam 21 godinu i realno mogu da kazem za sebe da izgledam kao narkoman, e sad glavna stvar je da li bi nastao problem kada bi me panduri pretresli i nasli toliko bromazepama.

I don't have either an Engineering background or an MBA. I've been a PM for a bit over three years and although I don't feel limited in my actual job day to day, I do worry sometimes about potential future employers judging me negatively. (I was a SME Business Systems Analyst for the product I currently PM so that's how I was able to land the position at my current company.) I haven't gotten the sense from recruiters that it's an issue that I don't have a MBA, but I have gotten that sense about having a lack of an Engineering background.

On that note, is anyone else getting asked "How technical are you?" by recruiters? What are they looking for here? In my pre-PM career I did some xslt coding and I also took a Python ML course over Covid. So I answer this when they ask but it always feels like this isn't enough and is the wrong answer. I don't want to be a Dev but I'm wondering if it would make sense for me to do a coding bootcamp just so my future career prospects aren't harmed? Has anyone heard of a PM doing this?

Hi everyone,

I'm a Growth Marketing Manager for a startup that's already growing like crazy and we're looking for writers or SMEs for both regular and occasional writing work.

The topics would include: product marketing, demand gen, business growth, messaging, positioning, branding, etc.

I'm looking for writers/consultants with previous experience working as a marketer [ideally in product marketing, demand gen, growth, etc.] to act as SMEs for our long-form content. Experience with SEO is a plus but we're also looking for editorial content writers to handle gues posts and similar.

Budget is limited right now but can scale in time. Range is 70-500$, depending on the length of posts. No tight deadlines.

Please DM me your portfolio and list of rates. I'll get back with more details.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Soldiers for the frontline,

Get ready for deployment - it's time to experience the brutality of WW2 in the all-new Hell Let Loose 'Outflank' content update! Decimate your opponents with new weapons & artillery -- and enjoy the horrors of war better than ever before!

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Patch Notes

Update 11 Changelog

Meta

• Synced resource generation (nodes will no longer generate resources +1 minute from when they were placed but instead generate in sync with ambient resource generation)
• Removed the Final Stand Commander Ability (we are temporarily removing the ability as we look at alternative functions that are more balanced)
• The Encouraged Commander Ability now only generates additional resources provided by nodes
• Added Spawn Medium Tank to US Commander Abilities
• Added Spawn Light Tank to Commander Abilities
• Increased Heavy Tank fuel costs from 400 to 600
• Increased Jumbo75 fuel cost from 300 to 500

Vehicles

• Added Halftracks (all factions)
• Added Panzer IV (German Medium Tank)
• Temporarily Removed Panther (we’ve decided to replace the Panther with the new Pz IV as we look to rework its role and update it’s textures using our improved smart materials)
• Bombing run explosions now deal radial damage to Light Armoured parts of vehicles (Recon vehicles, Tank tracks, etc.)
• Added Fire PFX to give a visual aid of when a Tank’s engine is destroyed
• Improved detection of radial damage against vehicles. (trees and other objects are less likely to block incoming damage if the vehicle isn’t entirely obscured)
• Reduced the damage of Recon vehicles from 400 to 200
• Increased cooldown of the Sherman 76 to be in line with other Heavy Tanks

Weapons

• Added Winchester 1897 Trench Gun (US Engineer lvl 3, US Assault lvl 3)
• Added FG-42 - 20 Mag (GER Automatic Rifleman lvl 6)
• Added FG-42 - 10 Mag Scoped (GER Sniper lvl 3)
• Increased penetration power of AT-Guns allowing them to penetrate Heavy armour if angled correctly
• Bazookas and Panzerschrecks can now deal radial damage to Trucks

Loadouts

• Swapped the Level 3 loadout with the Level 6 loadout for the GER and US Anti-Tank role

Gameplay/Features

• Added additional filt

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

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Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

But let me give it a shot.

He’s the new temp.

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

When I realized that I enjoyed the physical media that is the cassette tape, I was lucky to get a good stack from my brother-in-law. Not long after, I started looking for new music on cassette. I began to bookmark some sites that I found compelling. I would like to share some of them with you and also hear which ones you fondly frequent.

• Already Dead Tapes : jonahisdiy says, "label starting in 2009 and still running strong they've released 51 344 albums, almost always on cassette."
• Deathbomb Arc : With 32ish tapes up on their site as of now, this label cares about tape. Starting in 1998 they have been prioritizing electronic, rock, hip-hop, and even some funk & soul. An experimental label from LA + some really cool art direction, means some groovy additions to your collection.
• Death Is Not The End : punxsatawney_phil says, "All reissues but loads on tape and always quality output."
• Digital Hotdogs : recommended by theplanetofthetapes. Self-proclaimed #1 of All-Time Best Label For Sure. A wacky collection of indie artists.
• EMI : a British conglomerate founded in March 1931 in London. At the time of its break-up in 2012, it was the fourth largest record label conglomerate in the music industry.
• Gar Hole Records : jonahisdiy says, "For all you unamericana needs, I believe it's Tape Dad's sister label."
• GEOGRAPHIC NORTH : GN's first tape dropped in '14. Their website is beautiful on desktop and I enjoy reading the thoughtful blurbs each release is accompanied with. Dream-pop, drone-pop, ambient, neo-psychedelia and many more styles across the 24 tape releases so far.
• Ghostly : "What does Ghostly sound like? “Genre-less” was a term thrown around in the early days and that idea still holds true. Ghostly’s music straddles stylistic divisions, carving out space where sounds and ideas can cavort without inhibition or category."
• In The Lake Records : recommended by theplanetofthetapes. ITL specializes in small run DIY tapes, CD's and records run out of our basement. Never trendy, always undergr

And boy are my arms legs.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.