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“We would have to say, as two apostles who have covered the world and know the history of the Church and know the integrity of the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve from the beginning, there has been no attempt on the part of the Church leaders to try to hide anything from anybody.” - Elder M Russell Ballard in attendance w/ Elder Oaks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2VWhuW50w

During the trial of John W. Taylor (apostle and son of Deceased Church President John Taylor), there was much discussion about the 1886 unpublished revelation of LDS Church President John Taylor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1886_Revelation)

During that Trial 5 men were present and also were alive and involved in the 1933 statement further below. Heber J Grant who would be Church president in 1933, A.W. Ivins who was in the First Presidency in 1933, George Albert Smith who would be a future Church President, David O McKay also a future Church President, and Joseph Fielding Smith who is a new apostle in 1911 and is an apostle and Church Historian in 1933 and a future Church President.

In the 1911 trial of John W Taylor (https://mormondiscussionpodcast.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/09/John-W.-Taylor-Trial.pdf), there is a lengthy discussion over multiple days involving the 1886 unpublished revelation. Where these 5 men among the rest of the Q12 are deeply analyzing the 1886 revelation as well as discussing the whereabouts of the copies and original of this revelation. Here are the pertinent parts of the discussion

A. W. Ivins: *Do you know how extensively this revelation has been circulated in times past and has guided people in their actions in this regard?*J. W. Taylor: Brother Joseph Robinson came to me and asked for a copy of it upon the suggestion of Brother Cowley and he got it from Brother Badger. Brother Joseph F. Smith Jr., also got a copy***, but I don't know how many have got copies from these.***

J. F. Smith Jr (Joseph Fielding Smith).: It is true I obtained a copy of this revelation from Brother Rodney Badger. He let me take the original and I made a copy and filed it in the Historian's Office, this was but a short time ago

The Church between 1886 and 1933 was dealing extensively with the

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Ive been going through my book shelves and added some more for trade:

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My list of what I'm looking for: (also open to other books if you have a list or link)

• lullaby, haunted  chuck palahniuk

• The wool trilogy Hugh Howey

• The man in the high castle philip k dick

• The fever Megan abbot

• Anthem ayn rand

• Slaughterhouse five Kurt vonnegut

• Brave new world aldous Huxley

• Margaret Atwood

• The pull of the stars Emma donoghue

• What Alice forgot lianna Moriarty

• The paper palace Miranda cowley heller

• Perfume Patrick suskind

• A little life hanya yanagihara

• Rebecca Daphne du maurier

• The midnight library matt Haig

• The push ashley Audrain

• The corrections jonathan Franzen

• Untamed Glennon Doyle

• Come as you are Emily nagoski

• The stranger albert camus

• The ocean at the end of the lane Neil gaiman

• Circe Madeline Miller

• Foundation Isaac asimov

• Into the forest Jean hegland

• Falling tj  newman

• Our little lies Sue Watson

• Whered you go Bernadette Maria semple

• A good neighborhood therese Anne fowler

• The turn of the key Ruth ware

• Fahrenheit 451 ray Bradbury

• Wild Cheryl strayed

• Life after life Kate atkinson

• Mrs dalloway Virginia woolf

• Infinite jest David wallace foster

• Lost girls Robert Kolker

• Dear life Alice Munro

• The Goldfinch Donna tartt

• Mr Mercedes Stephen King

• Where they found her Kimberly mccreight

• The lowland jhumpa lajiri

• Starion eleven Emily st john Mendel

• Let's pretend this never hsppeneded Jenny Lawso

• A house in the sky Amanda Lindhaut

• The lowland jhumpa lahiri

• The alienist Caleb Carr

• Stiff Mary roach

• Eleanor Oliphant is completely fine Gail honeyman

• I'm thinking of ending things iian reid

• The grownup Gillian Flynn

• Normal people sally rooney

• Reasons to stay alive matt haig

• Nine perfect strangers liane Moriarty

• The silent patient Alex michaelides

• Educated tara Westover

• Looking for Alaska john green

• The 7 1/2 deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle Stuart turton

• An American marriage tayari Jones

• My dark Vanessa Kate Elizabeth russel

• The fiery cross Diana gabaldon

• The world that we knew Alice Hoffman

• The library book Susan Orlean

• The invisible life of addie larue v e schwab

• The seven husband's of Evelyn Hugo Taylor Jenkins reid

• The guest list Lucy Foley

• A good marriage Kimberl

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Agents Handbook Queensland Your Essential Legal Guide Roland Taylor

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An Introduction to Advocacy Second Edition Stuesser

An Introduction to Property Law in_Australia

An Introduction to the Law of Contract 10E Stephen Graw

An Introduction to the Law of Contract 9E Stephen Graw

An Introduction to the Law of Contract in New Zealand Sixth Edition Ronan Feehily

An Outline of the Law of Partnership 4th Stephen Graw

Animal Law in New Zealand Neil Wells

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Annotated Migration Act with Related Legislation 2nd Petrie

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Appealing To The Futuree Michael Kirby and His Legacy Freckelton

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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Starting in 2017 I've tracked the voters and votes for the NBA MVP award in real time as an annual hobby. NBA media members make their votes public and I track them in a public spreadsheet of all the NBA Awards in an attempt to determine the MVP and other winners before the NBA Awards Show (is there one this year?).

My claim to fame is I determined Russell Westbrook's 2017 MVP victory over James Harden in the most hotly contested MVP race of the last five years. Now I track the award results on Reddit for fun. So here we go again.

This year we'll start tracking the NBA MVP award by trying to predict who the voters for the 2021 NBA MVP voters are going to be.

The NBA doesn't publicly disclose who the voting pool is until they release the All-NBA Teams during the playoffs. They presumably release the All-NBA teams during the playoffs, not at the NBA Awards Show, because of the contact implications and the need for teams who did not make the playoffs or were eliminated to plan for the offseason.

So here we go... Let's try to predict who the NBA MVP voters will be so the Denver Nuggets front office can address their care packages.

The first piece of this puzzle. Who gets to vote this year?

Since 2017 the NBA Awards have been voted on by a pool of one hundred media voters and an aggregated fan vote for eligible awards.

The best predictor for who votes for the MVP and end of year awards is who gets to vote for the NBA All-Star starters. Since 2017 the NBA gave the media a roll as voters in the All-Star starter action. Since then over 90% of those voters have then been NBA Awards voters:

• In 2017: 95% of the All-Star media voters also voted for NBA MVP at the end of the year.
• In 2018: 93% of the All-Star media voters also voted for NBA MVP at the end of the year.
• In 2019: 91% of the All-Star media voters also voted for NBA MVP at the end of the year.
• In 2020: 95% of the All-Star media voters also voted for NBA MVP at the end of the year.

While we can expect this trend to continue it's difficult to say who gets switched in and out between All-Star voting and end of the year voting. There's little discernable pattern to who gets added and dropped.

It may be the NBA intentionally changes out voters to keep it spicy. It may be that establish

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Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

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What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

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Notable mentions from the comments:

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There hasn't been a single post this year!

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Notices there's only 2;

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I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

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My list of what I'm looking for: i'm also open to other books if you have a list or link.

• Annihilation  Jeff VanderMeer

• lullaby, haunted  chuck palahniuk

• The wool trilogy Hugh Howey

• The man in the high castle philip k dick

• The fever Megan abbot

• Anthem ayn rand

• Slaughterhouse five Kurt vonnegut

• Brave new world aldous Huxley

• Margaret Atwood

• The pull of the stars Emma donoghue

• What Alice forgot lianna Moriarty

• The paper palace Miranda cowley heller

• Perfume Patrick suskind

• A little life hanya yanagihara

• Rebecca Daphne du maurier

• The midnight library matt Haig

• The push ashley Audrain

• The corrections jonathan Franzen

• Untamed Glennon Doyle

• Come as you are Emily nagoski

• The stranger albert camus

• The ocean at the end of the lane Neil gaiman

• Circe Madeline Miller

• Foundation Isaac asimov

• Into the forest Jean hegland

• Falling tj  newman

• Our little lies Sue Watson

• The institute Stephen King

• Whered you go Bernadette Maria semple

• A good neighborhood therese Anne fowler

• The turn of the key Ruth ware

• Fahrenheit 451 ray Bradbury

• Wild Cheryl strayed

• Life after life Kate atkinson

• Mrs dalloway Virginia woolf

• Infinite jest David wallace foster

• Lost girls Robert Kolker

• Dear life Alice Munro

• The Goldfinch Donna tartt

• We were liars e lockhart

• Mr Mercedes Stephen King

• Where they found her Kimberly mccreight

• The lowland jhumpa lajiri

• Starion eleven Emily st john Mendel

• Let's pretend this never hsppeneded Jenny Lawso

• A house in the sky Amanda Lindhaut

• The lowland jhumpa lahiri

• The alienist Caleb Carr

• Stiff Mary roach

• Eleanor Oliphant is completely fine Gail honeyman

• I'm thinking of ending things iian reid

• The grownup Gillian Flynn

• Normal people sally rooney

• Reasons to stay alive matt haig

• Nine perfect strangers liane Moriarty

• The silent patient Alex michaelides

• Educated tara Westover

• Looking for Alaska john green

• The 7 1/2 deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle Stuart turton

• An American marriage tayari Jones

• My dark Vanessa Kate Elizabeth russel

• The fiery cross Diana gabaldon

• The world that we knew Alice Hoffman

• The library book Susan Orlean

• The invisible life of addie larue v e schwab

• The seven husband's of Evelyn Hugo Taylor Jenkins reid

• The guest list Lucy Foley

• A good marriage Kimberly mccreight

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All of this was discussed last night on Mormonism Live - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZFzK4jBZE

“We would have to say, as two apostles who have covered the world and know the history of the Church and know the integrity of the First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve from the beginning, there has been no attempt on the part of the Church leaders to try to hide anything from anybody.” - Elder M Russell Ballard in attendance w/ Elder Oaks - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uj2VWhuW50w

During the trial of John W. Taylor (apostle and son of Deceased Church President John Taylor), there was much discussion about the 1886 unpublished revelation of LDS Church President John Taylor (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1886_Revelation)

During that Trial 5 men were present and also were alive and involved in the 1933 statement further below. Heber J Grant who would be Church president in 1933, A.W. Ivins who was in the First Presidency in 1933, George Albert Smith who would be a future Church President, David O McKay also a future Church President, and Joseph Fielding Smith who is a new apostle in 1911 and is an apostle and Church Historian in 1933 and a future Church President.

In the 1911 trial of John W Taylor (https://mormondiscussionpodcast.org/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/09/John-W.-Taylor-Trial.pdf), there is a lengthy discussion over multiple days involving the 1886 unpublished revelation. Where these 5 men among the rest of the Q12 are deeply analyzing the 1886 revelation as well as discussing the whereabouts of the copies and original of this revelation. Here are the pertinent parts of the discussion

A. W. Ivins: *Do you know how extensively this revelation has been circulated in times past and has guided people in their actions in this regard?*J. W. Taylor: Brother Joseph Robinson came to me and asked for a copy of it upon the suggestion of Brother Cowley and he got it from Brother Badger. Brother Joseph F. Smith Jr., also got a copy***, but I don't know how many have got copies from these.***

J. F. Smith Jr (Joseph Fielding Smith).: ***It is true I obtained a copy of this revelation from Brother Rodney Badger. He let me take the original and I ma