https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1570337/ for reference.
http://imgur.com/a/At5WN#0
The entire thing will be created below ground, for this allows me to focus more on the internal details rather than meshing external walls, plus in the film adaption, everything sans the flat roofed opening is below ground as well.
Feedback of any kind would be lovely!
24 people came back to survivor try to won the million. some are their legens others try to prove their legacy. who will win this choc of heroes you will be here on Guet survivor.
Cast
Agnes (8,10) ( u/Rippercornball60) : this legend bear whas one the most social gamer on guet history, perfectgame on his first season and 3rd place on her first all-stars this girls s now rady to be the first women second winner.
Amogus (7,8,10) ( u/Average-Grasstoucher) : This chraismatci leader on 3 season made the same exact gameplay and finish eatch time the last man standng of is alliances.
Brian Griffin (12) ( u/ThBigOrangelaim864) :The leader of new blood trio, this strateg guy made the goold alliance and blinside to made his win.
Daphne Blake (11) ( u/lilWaszka) : Grreat leader on her season, she was blinsided atthe end toodnagerous for the win.
Dorothea (3,5,10) ( u/Monadoo-boii) : the first female to win a survivor season, this challnge beast made good gaemplayand finsih eatch tim on fianl 6.
Elastigirl (13) ( u/ThadTheYankee159) : member of the fan, this social girl work with heros and her alliance to made his victory on season 13.
Eevee (12) ( u/Guetguet1993): the socil survivor girl, she use her firendship and his aura to survive to the end before be blinside by the new blood trio.
Enzo Traoré (11) ( u/Cakelover2023) : Coll social guy this policeman was victimto a idol on season 11.
JFK (11) ( u/ThadTheYankee159) : Winner of season 11 this main villain will be know as greatchallenge beast and idol user.
Kenny Mckormick (9,13) ( u/CoolGuysIs_Cool) : mascot of guet survivor he was the silent leader of heroes tribe before be blinside aat the end too danerus forthe win.
Leone Abbacio (14) ( u/Shift_as) : Leader of the group of male he finish blinside on merge.
Lisa Simpson (14) ( u/Mimikyu_master2020): The most recent winner this stratege girl play the right card for made a br
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
And now I’m cannelloni
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
