What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?

Elvish

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Everyone keeps telling me there's 26 letters in the alphabet, not 25

But I don't know Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Work4Bots
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Rock & Roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Rock and roll. . .

Or what ever comes first ;)

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My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.

Because they were always having sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.

It was a twist ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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What did the Mars rover say after it landed?

Rock and roll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I rolled a rock down the hill with an elastic band around it, and It hit a passerby.

My rock band, the rolling stones, was an instant hit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Rock and roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tater218
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I want to start a business similar to an ice cream truck, except we sell baked treats and play classic rock'n'roll music...

I'll call it The Rolling Scones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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Why do they call it rock and roll?

Because rolling a boulder would be a lot harder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adrews11
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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My first official dad joke!!!

So my 1st Born came into this world on Monday night and we were discharged on Thursday. Upon leaving our room, we were given a metal cart to place our belongings on including our son (in his car seat). As we made our way to the garage, I noticed that when the cart was rolling his car seat would rock a bit. I took this opportunity to exclaim β€œhey (son’s name) you’re really rockin’ β€˜n’ rollin’ now.” My wife then truly realized what is in store for her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/do_it-to_it
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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The hit Sisyphus Starship song: We Built This City on Rocks that Roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asajz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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In honor of an old episode of The Simpsons, I have decided to start a rock and roll band and call it "Three Eyed Fish".

The name will appear as : **Fiiish**

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2018
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What's green, found in the garden and sings rock & roll?

Elvis Parsley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cleatus029
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2017
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Smashmouth belongs in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

At least that's what somebody once told me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cisco_Kid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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My dad was in a rock n roll band in middle school

He played lead guitar. He said "we weren't very good...however one time we played at a juvenile detention center and we had a captive audience".

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Hey! Did you know that rock and roll can be used as a foundation?

We built this city on it!

My gf rolled her eyes hard at me for this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cquehe
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2016
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Rock puns

I have a pet rock but he's really hit rock bottom he has also got into rock and roll music and I think rocks but lately he has put on a stone or two so he get karma it would rock his world

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You know what they say about cliffhangers...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simonp22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2015
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The fisherman used all funds from fish sales to buy collections of audio recordings issued as a single item on CD...

He sold his sole for rock'n'roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What is cavemen’a favorite type of music

Rock n’ Roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I asked my son, "Hey, what do you call a rubber loop that you put rocks and bread into?" He shrugged and said he had no idea, so I answered…

"A rock and roll band!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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[Request] Tubas and Classic Rock

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled β€œTubaChristmas in July,” which had β€œHallelujah” by Pentatonix, β€œCarol of the Bells,” β€œYou’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and β€œHave Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have β€œBohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, β€œPaint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, β€œLivin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, β€œDon’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Leo_1110
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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There was a suspicious β€˜accident’ at a construction site. The police investigated all the workers at the job site . . .

It looked like foul play. The mason wasn’t a suspect. He had a concrete alibi. The night of the accident he said he was with his girlfriend. She confirmed this. There was a wall of evidence. Consequently his alibi was rock solid and not just a facade. There was damning evidence that it was the plumber. They figured his alibi, that he was at the casino, wouldn’t hold water. But cameras showed fluid betting all night. This, obviously, threw a wrench in the investigation. The investigators followed a lead to the electrician. He had a shocking secret. It seems the electrician had been charged with battery only months earlier. But it was a dead end. They looked at the HVAC installer, but his alibi was airtight. Next, they tried to nail the Roofer, as he had been spouting off about the victim the day of the accident. But the roofer had been hammered all day. There was no way they could paint him as the cunning mastermind.

Then they saw the writing on the wall: the painter had both motive and opportunity. He was seen canvassing the accident site a few strokes before midnight when the accident occurred. The victim fell off a faulty ladder that was covered in finger paint. It seems the victim and the painter had a few brush-ins before. And it wasn’t a pretty picture. The painter was indicted, but despite all the evidence, the charges didn’t stick and the jury let him roll off clean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirty_Entendre
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2018
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TIL: The first musical genius known in history was Sisyphus.

He was the original master of rock and roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Sisyphus’ favorite beer?

Rolling Rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikded
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Why did Gran put wheels on her rocking chair ?

So she could rock 'n' roll !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Someone should combine a rocking chair and a wheelchair

We'll call it rock and roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anotherwise
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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A modern man tries to take a women from the Stone Age on a date.

She wanted to go see a rock and roll concert but since he was cheap he took her for granite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaiRules
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Dadjoked my wife and the nurse moments before my daughter was born

My wife and I welcomed our new daughter this week. The wife wanted some classic rock while she was pushing. We were all there, the doctor, the main nurse (with whom we were joking all day long) and a few other nurses. This was the moment of truth.

Suddenly, the Scorpions' "Rock you like a hurricane" comes on, and my wife exclaims: "This is exactly what I need to pump me up!! She is going to be a Scorpion!"

To which I replied "Actually, she'll be a Sagittarius"

The nurse looked at me surprised, cracked up, the wife rolled her eyes, and a few breaths later my daughter was born.

I have never been prouder to be a dad.

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Was watching a NOVA documentary on Petra: the Lost City of Stone.

The intro ended with a question: How did the Nabataeans build this city of stone?

From the back of the room I hear my dad say: β€œclearly they built it on rock and roll”

sigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CLVN-RL
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What's a Leprechauns favorite type of music?

Me: Sham-Rock and Roll. My Dad: That's so funny it has be Dublin over with laughter.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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How do you make a tissue dance?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
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What do you call it when Dwayne Johnson does a somersault?

ROCK AND ROLL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cantaloupe_elope
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Road signs

I kept seeing signs on the highway that read, "WATCH FOR ROCKS AND WILDLIFE," and kept thinking to myself, "that's a bizarre trade."

Surely I'd have some eye rolls if I wasn't driving alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7tacoguys
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2015
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So a stone and a wheel pick up a few instruments...

...and start a rock and roll band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASoulNotASmithy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2016
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What did the Mars rover say after it landed?

Rock and roll!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Sisyphus was the first musical genius.

He was the master of rock and roll.

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