A list of puns related to "Rolando Panerai"
Part 1:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-nqmoWIn8A
Part 2:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxYqi8L3VJo
Libretto:https://www.scribd.com/document/449110313/Verdi-Falstaff-Castel
The great Giuseppe Taddei and Herbert von Karajan lead this amazing cast composed of assorted greats of late 20-th century opera and completing this week's schedule. u/principessaeboli , you're up next.
This week includes seven great comic operas, providing somewhat of a relief from the gloomy plots we are all used to.
Monday, November 8: Donizetti's Le Fille du Regiment, with Edita Gruberova, Gregory Kunde, and Maurizio Picconi, conducted by Marcello Panni. Nice 1999.
Tuesday, November 9: Mozart's Cosi fan Tutte with Gundula Janowitz, Christa Ludwig, Luigi Alva, Hermann Prey, and Walter Berry, conducted by Karl Bohm. Vienna 1970.
Wednesday, November 10: Donizetti's L'elisir D'amore with Luciano Pavarotti, Kathleen Battle, Juan Pons, and Enzo Dara, conducted by J**** L*****. Met 1992.
Thursday, November 11: Rossini's L'Italiana in Algeri with Marilyn Horne, Samuel Ramey, Ernesto Palacio, and Denia Mazzola, conducted by Henry Lewis. Venice 1984.
Friday, November 12: Mozart's Die Entfuhrung aus dem Serail with Deon van der Walt, Inga Nielsen, Lillian Watson, Lars Magnusson, and Kurt Moll, conducted by Georg Solti. London 1988.
Saturday, November 13: Donizetti's Don Pasquale with Gabriel Bacquier, Beverly Sills, Alfredo Kraus, and HΓ₯kan HagegΓ₯rd, conducted by Nicola Rescigno. Met 1979.
Sunday, November 14: Verdi's Falstaff, with Giuseppe Taddei, Rolando Panerai, Francisco Araiza, Piero de Palma, Raina Kabaivanska, Janet Perry, Trudeliese Schmidt, and Christa Ludwig, conducted by Herbert Von Karajan. Salzburg 1980.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
BamBOO!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
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