...I tried to have my family jewels appraised.
It was a play on words.
It’s a play on words.
It's totally clips of the heart.
It was a wookie mistake
I’m his uncle monitor.
UB40 now
It's about dam time!
Dopameme
Nobody in the car seemed to like it.
Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.
I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).
Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun
I asked him, "You didn't see it coming?"
Thought I would have more fun, but it was really just a play on words.
That information is strictly confidental
Turns out it was The Who that let the dogs out
It was a cult classic.
We've just released our Greatest Shit album.
"Huge Disapoint Mints!"
coughy filters
It was a play on words.
About a week ago.
It will be a play on words.
This way, there's a period at the end of the sentence.
They must've thought that it was pretty rad
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
It’s called “Elon’s Musk”
He asks the assistant “Do you have ‘European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2? I believe it was released this week.”
“Certainly,” replies the assistant. “Would you like to listen before you buy it?”
"That would be wonderful," says the expert, and puts on a pair of headphones.
He listens for a few moments and says to the assistant, “I'm terribly sorry, but I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and this is not accurate at all. I don't recognize any of those sounds. Are you sure this is the correct recording?”
The assistant checks the turntable, and replies that it is indeed European Vespidae Acoustics Volume 2. The assistant apologizes and lifts the needle onto the next track.
Again the expert listens for a few moments and then says to the assistant, "No, this just can't be right! I've been an expert in this field for 43 years and I still don't recognize any of these sounds."
The assistant apologizes again and lifts the needle to the next track.
The expert throws off the headphones as soon as it starts playing and is fuming with rage.
"This is outrageous false advertising! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps and no European wasp has ever made a sound like the ones on this record!"
The manager of the shop overhears the commotion and walks over.
"What seems to be the problem, sir?"
"This is an outrage! I am the world's leading expert on European wasps. Nobody knows more about them than I do. There is no way in hell that the sounds on that record were made by European wasps!"
The manager glances down and notices the problem instantly.
"I'm terribly sorry, sir. It appears we've been playing you the bee side."
The people sitting near me on the bus don’t look like they appreciate it.
- Always
- Coming
- From
- Take
- Me
- Down
It didn't sell very well.
People thought it smelled funny.
It was a play on Word.
I thought, Blimey. They don't mince their words.
It was a play on words.
It's a play on words.
A theatrical performance about grammar enthusiasts to be a play on words?
It was really just a play on words
It was a play on words...
It was a play on words.
