A list of puns related to "Richard Kline"
Danas u svim medijima možemo vidjeti priču o Elizabeth Holmes, priču koja je slična priči o Rimcu. Epilog u Hrvatskoj (ako Rimac kao Kutle, Mamić i slični ne bi pobjegao u BiH) bio bi dijametralno suprotan epilogu Elizabeth Holmes iz USA, ovih dana smo mogli gledati kako je završio slučaj Polančeca i afere Spice, Podravku su oštetili za 400 milijuna kuna, kriv naravno nije nitko, a novci su nestali. Dapače, Polančec i ostali iz afere traže milijune kuna odštete. Da nam je barem još više Polančeca, Sanadera, Todorića, Mamića, Kutli, Rimaca, Hrvatska bi bila "jedna od najbogatijih država svijeta" ©™ ® Kolinda Grabar Kitarović.
Zamislimo priču da je Elizabeth Holmes iz BiH i da je otvorila (priču o početnom kapitalu možemo ostaviti za neki drugi put) Theranos u Hrvatskoj, ljudi bi Elizabeth Holmes branili na identičan način kao što su branili Kutlu, Gucića, Sanadera, Todorića, Vidoševića, Mamića, Bandića i ostale, gdje nisu ništa naučili, pa sada na isti način brane Rimca.
Glavni argumenti;
Elizabeth Holmes zapošljava.
Procijenjena vrijednost Theranosa je 10 milijardi USD.
U Theranos su nakon iscrpnih dubinskih analiza u poslovanje, istraživanja firme do najsitnijih detalja i vrhunski obavljenog due diligence-a koji su vodili najbolji i najveći svjetski stručnjaci u tom području uložene milijarde dolara, samo neki poznatijih, Pfizer, GlaxoSmithKline, Walgreens, Safeway, The Walton Family, Larry Ellison, Carlos Slim, Rupert Murdoch, The Cox Family, Betsy DeVos, Don Lucas, Tim Draper, Betsy DeVos, a priču je doslovno popušila i USFDA (U.S. Food and Drug Administration).
U nadzornom odboru Theranosa sjedili su Henry Kissinger, George Shultz, Jim Mattis, Richard Kovacevich, William Perry i William Foege.
I dok bi u Hrvatskoj Elizabeth Holmes i dalje bila nacionalna heroina, o njoj bi se učilo iz školskih udžbenika (kao što se sad uči o Rimcu), dok bi cuclala državni proračun, EU fondove i Nacionalni fond za oporavak od korona krize, u državi iz koje su nam nekidan poslali pravnog savjetnika za borbu protiv korupcije
Elizabeth Holmes proglašena je krivom
[https://www.index.hr/vijesti/clanak/elizabeth-holmes-proglasena-krivom/2330007.aspx](https://www.index.hr/vijesti/cla
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In the year 399 B.C., a philosopher was charged in the polis of Athens with the charges of impiety and heresy, and corrupting the youth. This revolutionary thinker, Socrates, was to be sentenced to death, and despite many opportunities of escape and exile, the philosopher decided to remain in Athens and accept his sentence thus exposing political immorality, helping to redeem harmony amongst a fractured polis. In 2022 A.D., a classicist posting Greek words daily for the amusement of his fellow Redditors was temporarily banned to post his frivolous, yet informative posts with charges of deleting a comment, editing a comment, and defending the integrity of his followers’ intellect via the use of uncouth words. This unpretentious criminal is no other than myself, ὦ ἄνδρες Ἀθηναῖοι, and to what extent my exile shall, like the death of Socrates, go on to disclose immorality amongst my accusers, I know not.
πολύτροπος (OP: Seriously, though, I am extremely glad to be back and sincerely apologise for breaking the rules of the subreddit. I have missed posting these posts. Still continuing with my lessons in Homeric Greek, I thought we could kickstart my return with one of the most famous epic Greek words: πολύτροπος. Here is the word as it appears in the opening lines of Homer’s Odyssey:
ἄνδρα μοι ἔννεπε, μοῦσα, πολύτροπον, ὃς μάλα πολλὰ
πλάγχθη, ἐπεὶ Τροίης ἱερὸν πτολίεθρον ἔπερσεν:
Tell me, O Muse, of that many-sided hero
who traveled far and wide after he had sacked the famous town of Troy.
Whilst I (and the majority of you) can read the Greek and understand the denotation of πολύτροπος, rendering the word in adequate English in less than two words is damn-near impossible. Being considered an epithet of Odysseus (despite the word only occurring twice in the Odyssey), today’s word of the day is a compound of πολῠ́ς (much) + τρόπος (turn). Together they go to imply something akin to our man of the world (sans the crude undertones) or much travelled [and consequently more versatile]. What is extremely important here is that we do not allow Odysseus’ personality and fame to contaminate the definition with terms such as shifty or wily. The word did evolve to have such connotations in later Greek literature, but best to keep such terms at the door whilst studying a word at a particular place in time. Being such a word that is notoriously hard to illustrate in Engli
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As this year we come up to the 15 year anniversary of the biggest blowout in modern Major League Baseball history, I thought it would be interesting to assemble the best hitting team I could possibly think of to beat the worst team I could think of.
#Meet the team!
The "Wow these people good!" is the team name, and it is a hodge podge of the greatest individual hitting seasons from players ever.
1 | George Brett (1980) | 3B |
---|---|---|
2 | Arky Vaughan (1935) | SS |
3 | Barry Bonds(2004) | LF |
4 | Babe Ruth(1921) | CF |
5 | Ted Williams(1941) | RF |
6 | Lou Gehrig(1927) | 1B |
7 | Rogers Hornsby(1924) | 2B |
8 | Mike Piazza(1997) | C |
9 | Snake Wiltse(1901) | P |
This is what WhatIfSports.com, the website I am using to simulate this game, suggested as the best batting order, so I'm sticking with it.
And you might be wondering who tf Snake Wiltse is, well he is the pitcher with the highest single season OPS for a pitcher with a minimum of 50 plate appearances, and we're gonna need all the fire power we can get, so I decided for him to be on the mound, it's not like we can lose, right?
#Meet the opponents!
You may have thought the oppponents would be the 1899 Cleveland Spiders, who had an unbelievable 20-134 record, but you would be wrong!
The opponents will be the 2019 Orioles, who gave up the most home runs per 9 innings pitched than any other team in MLB history, a staggering 1.9 HR/9!
David Hess will be the starter for the Orioles (with his 7.09 ERA), and it is time to simulate!
#Simulation (click here for the full play by play of the game!)
And literally one game in, I think I found it...
A 61 run win for the "Wow these people good!".
Here are the important tables...
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | - | R | H | E | |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
2019 Orioles | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 1 | - | 5 | 11 | 1 |
Wow those people good! | 0 | 4 | 22 | 1 | 9 | 13 | 12 | 5 | x | - | 66 | 63 | 1 |
As you can see, the Orioles amazingly had the lead for 1 full inning! Scoring a run in the top of the 1st, and ending the bottom of it with just 1 hit surrendered. But it all fell apart, quickly.
He
... keep reading on reddit ➡$UL – Unilever Stock Analysis:
*To see the financial models I used and how they work, read my original analysis (images at the bottom) posted here*
Company Overview:
$UL – Unilever Inc. is a global, diversified technology company that operates in the following businesses: Safety/Industrial, Transportation/Electronics, Health Care, and Consumer. Unilever develops their products in -house, and thus has an unusually high product development, and research and development costs.
Unilever operates in 3 main business segments: Beauty & Personal Care, Foods & Refreshments, and Home Care.
Investment Information:
Unilever’s 5 Step Growth Strategy:
Unilever has developed their own 5 step strategy for future growth:
Recent News:
On December 13th 2021, Unilever announced the departure of their Chief HR Officer Leena Nair. Who is set to leave the company sometime this month (January 2022) as she will be assuming t
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
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... keep reading on reddit ➡Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
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Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
The doctor says it terminal.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
$UL – Unilever Stock Analysis:
*To see the financial models I used and how they work, read my original analysis (images at the bottom) posted here*
Company Overview:
$UL – Unilever Inc. is a global, diversified technology company that operates in the following businesses: Safety/Industrial, Transportation/Electronics, Health Care, and Consumer. Unilever develops their products in -house, and thus has an unusually high product development, and research and development costs.
Unilever operates in 3 main business segments: Beauty & Personal Care, Foods & Refreshments, and Home Care.
Investment Information:
Unilever’s 5 Step Growth Strategy:
Unilever has developed their own 5 step strategy for future growth:
Purposeful Brands: this includes developing their brands in high growth industries such as hygiene, skin care, prestige beauty, nutrition, and plant-based foods.
Improved Penetration: in which Unilever plans to make their brands progressive in the context of social issues, this includes improving the health of the planet (decrease emissions), improve peoples health/confidence/wellbeing, contribute too a more socially inclusive workspace/world, and use differentiated science/technology to outperform their competitors.
Impactful Innovation: in which they are aiming to accelerate their business in key growth markets like USA, India, China, and other emerging markets.
Design for Channels: in which Unilever plans to develop the channels necessary to keep up with the quickly changing business landscape. This includes accelerating pure-play (focusing on one product/industry for each of their brands), further develop their omni-channel eCommerce strategy, develop eB2B (electronic Business to Business) platforms, and drive leadership/innovation through customer insight.
Fuel for Growth: which involves Unilever’s capacity for agility and digital transformation, and being a leader/example in diversity, inclusion & values-based leadership
Recent News:
On December 13th 2021, Unilever announced the departure of their Chief HR Officer Leena Nair. Who is set to leave the company sometime this month (January 2022) as she will be ass
... keep reading on reddit ➡$UL – Unilever Stock Analysis:
*To see the financial models I used and how they work, read my original analysis (images at the bottom) posted here*
Company Overview:
$UL – Unilever Inc. is a global, diversified technology company that operates in the following businesses: Safety/Industrial, Transportation/Electronics, Health Care, and Consumer. Unilever develops their products in -house, and thus has an unusually high product development, and research and development costs.
Unilever operates in 3 main business segments: Beauty & Personal Care, Foods & Refreshments, and Home Care.
Investment Information:
Unilever’s 5 Step Growth Strategy:
Unilever has developed their own 5 step strategy for future growth:
Purposeful Brands: this includes developing their brands in high growth industries such as hygiene, skin care, prestige beauty, nutrition, and plant-based foods.
Improved Penetration: in which Unilever plans to make their brands progressive in the context of social issues, this includes improving the health of the planet (decrease emissions), improve peoples health/confidence/wellbeing, contribute too a more socially inclusive workspace/world, and use differentiated science/technology to outperform their competitors.
Impactful Innovation: in which they are aiming to accelerate their business in key growth markets like USA, India, China, and other emerging markets.
Design for Channels: in which Unilever plans to develop the channels necessary to keep up with the quickly changing business landscape. This includes accelerating pure-play (focusing on one product/industry for each of their brands), further develop their omni-channel eCommerce strategy, develop eB2B (electronic Business to Business) platforms, and drive leadership/innovation through customer insight.
Fuel for Growth: which involves Unilever’s capacity for agility and digital transformation, and being a leader/example in diversity, inclusion & values-based leadership
Recent News:
On December 13th 2021, Unilever announced the departure of their Chief HR Officer Leena Nair. Who is set to leave the company sometime this month (January 2022) as she will be ass
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