I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

1. 00- David Reutimann - Aaron's - Michael Waltrip Racing**
2. 01- Mark Martin - Steak-Umm Burgers - Dale Earnhardt Inc.**
3. 02- Brandon Ash - eFusion - Ed Ash Racing**
4. 06- Trevor Boys - The Rock - Boys Will Be Boys Racing**
5. 07- Clint Bowyer - Jack Daniel's - Richard Childress Racing
6. 08- Boris Said - Scott's Bonus S Max - Carter-Simo Racing**
7. 09- Brad Keselowski - Miccosukee Resort & Gaming - Phoenix Racing**
8. 1- Martin Truex Jr. - Bass Pro Shops/Tracker Boats - Dale Earnhardt Inc.
9. 2- Kurt Busch - Miller Lite - Penske Racing
10. 4- Eric McClure - Hefty SteelSak/Walmart - Morgan McClure Motorsports**
11. 5- Casey Mears - Kellogg's/Carquest - Hendrick Motorsports
12. 6- David Ragan - UPS - Roush-Fenway Racing
13. 7- Robby Gordon - Jim Beam - Robby Gordon Motorsports**
14. 8- Aric Almirola - GoDaddy - Dale Earnhardt Inc.
15. 9- Kasey Kahne - Budweiser - Evernham Motorsports
16. 10- Scott Riggs - McDonald's - Evernham Motorsports
17. 11- Denny Hamlin - FedEx Express - Joe Gibbs Racing
18. 12- David Stremme - Verizon - Penske Racing
19. 13- Max Papis - Geico - Germain Racing**
20. 14- Tony Stewart - Office Depot/Old Spice - Stewart-Haas Racing**
21. 16- Jamie McMurray - Crown Royal - Roush-Fenway Racing
22. 17- Matt Kenseth - DeWalt - Roush-Fenway Racing
23. 18- Kyle Busch - M&M's - Joe Gibbs Racing
24. 19- Elliott Sadler - Stanley Tools - Evernham Motorsports
25. 20- Joey Logano - The Home Depot - Joe Gibbs Racing
26. 21- Bill Elliott - Motorcraft - Wood Brothers Racing**
27. 23- Mike Skinner - Mahindra Tractors - R3 Motorsports**
28. 24- Jeff Gordon - DuPont - Hendrick Motorsports
29. 27- Kirk Shelmerdine - Biker Design/Wabash - Kirk Shelmerdine Racing**
30. 28- Jeremy Mayfield - Golden Corral - Yates Racing
31. 29- Kevin Harvick - Shell/Pennzoil - Richard Childress Racing
32. 31- Jeff Burton - Caterpillar - Richard Childress Racing
33. 33- Greg Biffle - Cheerios - Richard Childress Racing**
34. 34- John Andretti - WindowWorld.com - Front Row Motorsports**
35. 36- Michael McDowell - Red Bank Outfitters - Tommy Baldwin Racing**
36. 37- Tony Raines - Long John Silvers - Front Row Motorsports**
37. 38- David Gilliland - Ask.com - Yates Racing
38. 39- Ryan Newman - US Army - Stewart-Haas Racing
39. 40- Casey Atwood - Monster Energy - Chip Ganassi Racing
40. 41- Reed Sorenson - Wrigley's Big Red - Chip Ganassi Racing
41. 42- Juan Pablo Montoya - Target - Chip Ganassi Racing
42. 43- AJ Allmendinger

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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1787. Principles of Biomedical Ethics (Principles of Biomedical Ethics (Beauchamp)), 7th Edition: Tom L. Beauchamp & James F. Childress

1788. Gardner's Art through the Ages: A Global History (MindTap Course List), 15th Edition: Fred S. Kleiner

1789. Practicing Texas Politics (Texas: It's a State of MindTap), 16th Edition: Lyle Brown & Joyce A. Langenegger & Sonia R. Garcia & Ted A. Lewis & Robert E. Biles

1790. Digital Systems, 12th Edition: Ronald Tocci

1791. Physics, Volume 2, 5th Edition: David Halliday & Robert Resnick & Kenneth S. Krane

1792. Quantitative Social Science, An Introduction: Kosuke Imai

1793. Multiple Mini Interview Mmi: Winning Strategies from Admissions Faculty: Samir P. Desai

1794. Physics, Volume 1, 5th Edition: Robert Resnick & David Halliday & Kenneth S. Krane

1795. Davidson's Principles and Practice of Medicine, 23rd Edition: Stuart H. Ralston & Ian D Penman & Mark W J Strachan

1796. Think with Socrates: An Introduction to Critical Thinking, 1st Edition: Paul Herrick

1797. Smith and Roberson’s Business Law (MindTap Course List), 17th Edition: Richard A. Mann & Barry S. Roberts

1798. Nutrition Through the Life Cycle, 5th Edition: Judith E. Brown & Janet Isaacs & Bea Krinke & Ellen Lechtenberg & Maureen Murtaugh

1799. Cyriax's Illustrated Manual of Orthopaedic Medicine, 2nd Edition: James H. Cyriax & P. J. Cyriax

1800. Therapeutic Exercise for Musculoskeletal Injuries, 4th Edition: Peggy Houglum

1801. Sultz & Young's Health Care USA: Understanding Its Organization and Delivery, 9th Edition: Kristina M. Young & Philip J. Kroth

1802. Financial Management of Health Care Organizations: An Introduction to Fundamental Tools, Concepts and Applications, 4th Edition: William N. Zelman &, Michael J McCue &, Noah D Glick &, Marci Thomas

1803. Mosby's Pharmacology Memory NoteCards: Visual, Mnemonic, and Memory Aids for Nurses, 4th Edition

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• Richard Childress Racing will field a 4th full time car in 2009. Greg Biffle finds a new home, as he has signed a 2 year deal to drive the #33 Chevrolet with sponsorship from General Mills, which will depart from Petty Enterprises at season's end. Kevin Harvick, Clint Bowyer, and Jeff Burton will remain in their respective rides.

• Dale Earnhardt Inc. has confirmed they will downsize for the 2009 season. Paul Menard and Regan Smith will not return to the team after underwhelming seasons, and the #15 team will shut down, while the #01 becomes a part-time entry. 2005 Champion Mark Martin returns to DEI in a more limited schedule, where he will be the primary driver of the #01, with sponsorship from Steak-Umm Burgers and GoDaddy. In addition to Martin, Ron Fellows will drive the car in the two road course races and prospect Brad Keselowski will make a couple of starts. GoDaddy will also be a major sponsor on the #8 for Aric Almirola, one of now just 2 full time cars for the team alongside the unchanged #1 of Martin Truex Jr.

• As soon as his departure from DEI is announced, Paul Menard has revealed his plans for 2009. He will drive a 3rd full-time entry for Yates Racing, the #98. Yes, the team that was rumored to be scaling back to 1 car will actually be expanding, as sponsor Menard's has poured a big investment into the team. Not only will the #98 be sponsored by them for all 36 races, but the #28 and #38 teams will have gaps in their sponsorship filled in by Menard's primaries throughout the season. David Gilliland will return to the #38 on a 1 year deal. The #28 and #38 have also found other primary sponsors in Golden Corral and Ask.com. Golden Corral will appear on the #28 for a good chunk of the schedule and the same for Ask.com on the #38.

• AJ Allmendinger will not return to Red Bull Racing in 2009. Former Formula 1 driver Scott Speed is set to replace him, in a renumbered #82 Toyota. Speed will attempt his Sprint Cup debut in a 3rd Red Bull car at Charlotte. Rumored landing spots for Allmendinger include Petty Enterprises and Michael Waltrip Racing. There is no word on who will replace Bobby Labonte at Petty or if Patrick Carpentier will return, and Michael McDowell's future at MWR is very much in question.

• David Stremme will join Penske Racing in 2009 to replace Ryan Newman in the #12 Dodge, with sponsorship from Verizon. This will come as a second chance in Cup for Stremme, who had a horrific rookie season with Ginn Racing in 2007 and the

BamBOO!

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.