What made Al Gore so robotic?

His Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.

It was an AL Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Why is Bill Clinton playing the Saxophone now trending on YouTube?

It’s because of the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/51mwilson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet

Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucbrandon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?

They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xFilters
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.

I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RickShaw530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Former VP made A movie called An Inconvenient Truth

But he should have started a band named the Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elusivblak
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?

Al Gore Rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sam_v_s
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Did yiu know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tries to Log a Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunytou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What computer code will give you the moves of a politician?

The Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why couldn't the programmer dance to the song?

Because he didn't get the... algo-rhythm...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wazer_mn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?"

"You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one," he says, "you have to find the Logger-rhythm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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What is the only music allowed on US Government computers?

Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maveri4201
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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My YouTube keeps recommending videos of politicians dancing

Must be the Al gore rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akjohnston87
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.

There is an Al Gore rhythm.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Coming in 2020

A new coding bootcamp, featuring international percussion ensembles, sponsored by former vice president and climate change activist behind An Inconvenient Truth.

"Al Gore Rhythm"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Funkaholic415
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killmore22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...

It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spazmatikism
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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If Bill Clinton’s VP pick was input a catchy beat into a computer...

Would it be an Al Gore rhythm (algorithm)?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShowPan69
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...

Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.

He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toe-haver
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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What do you get when you mix an ex Vice President with a computer program?

An Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrInventory
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?

I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.

I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.

I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"

I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".

If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?

If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?

My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.

I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.

Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.

Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.

You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"

A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraetorSolaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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I hope that one day Al Gore comes out with an educational rap album called, "Algorithms."

Al Gore Rhythms...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genevieveoliver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2016
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How do you figure out what videos won’t be monetized?

You have to hop back and forth, figure out what works, kinda like DDR; you have to play an alga-rhythm game.

Please don’t shun me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiraux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...

... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitjen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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What do you call a rap song about climate change?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickyd123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I dadjoked my niece today. She was wondering why they don't have dances in co-ed prisons.

I promptly burst out singing: "Cause guilty feet have got no rhythm!"

I got a full-on facepalm out of her. It was excellent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grimfel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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Today, I played the tymbal with locusts.

Our Cicada rhythm was on point.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktmonagh
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I programmed seaweed to dance.

I used one of those algae-rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pat_the_brat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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How do sea animals forecast current patterns?

They use algae-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2019
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I found some old, rare recordings of Al Gore playing music. I tried playing along with the music on drums, but I couldn’t.

I guess I’m just bad at Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicious_viridian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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Al Gore

Dad: Everyone knows Al Gore invented the internet, but did you know he also discovered internet rhythms that enhance searches? Son: No. Dad: Yep, they're called Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimbok5033
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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What does a mathematician need to be a good dancer?

Algo-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ster1ing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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Do you know why the computer programmer is to blame for Global Warming?

He didn't follow the Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Bridgeburner
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2016
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How do you predict climate change?

With Al-gore-rhythms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephseddon
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2018
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What musical formula was used to describe global warming in the '90s?

An Al-Gore-Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperbLuigi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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What's a computer's favourite beat?

An algo-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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During the eclipse a lot of nocturnal insects started chirping and were pretty active.

I bet their Cicadian Rhythm is totally out of whack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Je_Desto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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Did you know a major mathematical discovery was made when trying to put music online?

They tried to Log a Rhythm!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bunytou
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A young man wants to become a lumberjack, so he goes to the forest and starts chopping.

After a few days of doing this, he realizes he is simply not fit for this type of job. On his final day of trying to chop down trees, he notices an old scrawny man chopping down trees as if he was a woodpecker, the amount of hits he made grew more and more each swing. The first swing was one hit, the next, ten hits, the next one, a hundred hits, and the next one after that, a thousand. He kept swinging until the tree he was swinging at was chopped down. Amazed, the young man walks over to the old man and asks, "Sir, what is your secret, how do you chop them down so quickly?"

The old man turns and says, "It's all about the rhythm." Puzzled by the old man's answer, the young man returned home pondering what he said.

The next morning, he was motivated to keep trying to be a lumberjack. "If an old scrawny man can do it, so can I!" he thought.

So he went back to the forest, and tried to use his advice. Trying to time each swing, he realizes this simply doesn't work. Later in the day, he sees the old man again, comes up to him, and asks, "I tried to time my swings, but it does no more than just chopping normally. How do you do it?"

"You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one," he says, "you have to find the Logger-rhythm."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusMatrix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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How does Al Gore program music software?

By using Al Gore rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scherz707
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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What is Bill Clinton’s VP creating if he plays the drums?

An Al Gore Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DETRITUS_TROLL
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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People think Al Gore is robotic

But I think that’s just because of his Al Gore rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Al Gore should start a math rock band.

He could call it Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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You know I heard that Al Gore was coming out with a new dance album called...

Al Gore Rhythms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stopher87
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