They are calling it Obi Two Kenobi.
They weren’t able to coax them into it.
Landlord: RE-LEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
Were they gaslighting me?
I've been tricked, I've been backstabbed, and quite possibly, bambezoed.
They only like fossil fuels.
Whoops, wrong sub.
It was my Time lapse.
I just renewed my Gin Membership, it's my Booze'Year's Resolution
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
Many Hans make light work.
I guess it didn’t have much HP.
I have a renewed sense of porpoise.
In September we’re going to renew our vowels.
So I turned off the burner and renewed my subscription.
...for days, parched and exhausted. Eventually, he came across a small town and headed straight for the tavern. The string walked in, went up to the bar, and ordered a tall glass of water. The bartender looked at the string and said, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here." The string couldn't believe it, but was forced to leave. Outside, he asked a stranger for help. He said to the stranger, "Hey pal, could you help a string out? The bartender won't serve me, so I need a disguise. Could you twist me into a knot so it looks like I have a head?." The stranger obliged and offered to do even better, "Let me fray out your top a little so you have hair, too." With renewed confidence, the string goes back into the tavern and orders a glass of water. The bartender suspiciously asks, "Hey, aren't you that string from earlier?" The string replies, "No sir, I'm a frayed knot."
I recently bought a new vehicle, and signed up for the 3 month Sirius radio trial that comes with it.
My dad gets home from work and immediately comes upstairs and gives me the letter from Sirius radio to renew membership.
As he hands it to me he says: "Here's your letter from Sirius in case you decide to get serious about Sirius.
Been waiting all day to say that..."
I just smiled and shook my head.
My girl friend's Sirius satellite radio subscription ran out and she hasn't renewed it yet.
Her: I'm going to die with out my Sirius! I hate the regular radio
Me: Siriusly?
Her: ಠ_ಠ
Via text message
The presenter was talking about this trade program, and how if Congress doesn't renew it, we're going to see a huge increase in the price of pants. He said the effect of this is really regressive, since the people it affects the most are the ones who can least afford it.
I decided to chime in, "Yeah, really hits them below the belt."
Actually got a halfway decent laugh.
