What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_snake0329
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What's green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kascuzzle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.

They are the only colors I see.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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What’s green and turns red when you push a button?

A frog in a blender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What is red, green and eats rocks?

>!The red-green rock eater!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bawserlol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks, then what is a green house made of?

Glass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kortbug2000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you’re eating watermelon!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
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The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...

They RGBees knees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spudzzy03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Green Curry, Red Curry, *wait, what?*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koty97
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?

VampIrish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owls_n_bees
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?

The Spring-colour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ravisandesu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Green Apple Red Apple

There is 1 green apple and 1 red apple on a table. How many of them are green?

All of them, except the red one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N0PESTRADAMUS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Out of all the melons, my favorite is the big green one which is all red inside and riddled with seeds.

What a melon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apostjustforthis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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1. Blue plastic bucket for watering, car-washing, etc. 2. Red plastic bucket for mopping floors, cleanup from painting, plumbing disasters. 3. Green metal pail for compostable table scraps.

...and that's my Bucket List.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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What's green with little red wheels?

Grass. I was lying about the little red wheels.

Missing my grandpa today. This was always his favorite.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maliyaa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2015
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My favorite segment from the Canadian Show "Red Green" imgur.com/us3t507
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2015
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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what is green and turns red at a push of a button?

a frog in a microwave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimu_samaritean
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What's green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chefdumbdumb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jriizzyy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2018
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What did the red light say to the green light?

β€œDon’t look at me! I’m changing!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cmaffeo3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What’s green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryo03
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look!! I'm changing!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconLord1401
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?

They’re both red except for the green one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TotalBuilder45
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2017
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What did the red light say to the green light?

Don't look, I'm changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/summerfest2009
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2017
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