Red And Green Puns

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What’s red and smells like green paint?

Red paint.

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👤︎ u/rf152
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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What is the fruit that is green on the outside and red with black seeds on the inside, the name start with an H

Half a watermelon

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👤︎ u/stressedbybooks9999
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.

They are the only colors I see.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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What’s green and turns red when you push a button?

A frog in a blender.

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👤︎ u/Zuckerschneggle
📅︎ May 23 2020
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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👤︎ u/ThrownAwayUsername
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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If a red house is made of red bricks and a blue house is made of blue bricks, then what is a green house made of?

Glass

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👤︎ u/kortbug2000
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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What is red, green and eats rocks?

>!The red-green rock eater!<

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👤︎ u/bawserlol
📅︎ Apr 21 2020
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The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...

They RGBees knees

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👤︎ u/Spudzzy03
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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When do you stop at green and go at red?

When you’re eating watermelon!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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If Green = Spring, Red = Summer, Orange = Autumn, and Blue = Winter, which colour is the wettest?

The Spring-colour.

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👤︎ u/ravisandesu
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?

VampIrish

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👤︎ u/owls_n_bees
📅︎ Oct 28 2019
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Out of all the melons, my favorite is the big green one which is all red inside and riddled with seeds.

What a melon!

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👤︎ u/Apostjustforthis
📅︎ Mar 02 2017
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What is the resemblance between a green apple and a red apple?

They’re both red except for the green one.

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👤︎ u/TotalBuilder45
📅︎ Aug 26 2017
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What's green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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👤︎ u/Kascuzzle
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Whats red green and going 200mph

A frog in a blender

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👤︎ u/tim1a
📅︎ May 11 2019
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what is green and turns red at a push of a button?

a frog in a microwave

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👤︎ u/ultimu_samaritean
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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What's green and smells like red paint?

Green paint

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👤︎ u/chefdumbdumb
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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