Did you know chess has a randomizer?
The results are across the board.
(I'll check myself out, mate)
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︎ Feb 03 2022
Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
βRANDOM FLUFF #5β [OC]
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︎ Jan 29 2023
Did you hear about that vegan who was condemning some random guy for drinking milk?
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︎ Jan 01 2023
I got pulled over for a random drug test today.
The test was negative.
My dealer sure has a lot of explaining to do.
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︎ Feb 12 2023
Found a random piece of a jigsaw in my car today and Iβve no idea where it came from.
It's a bit of a puzzle...
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︎ Dec 22 2022
kid must have hated the alphabet
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︎ Feb 03 2023
Did you hear about the family who died of random head injuries?
I grew up just a stones throw away from where they lived.
Crazy.
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︎ Jul 10 2022
The other day an FBI agent randomly assaulted me with nasal spray.
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︎ Nov 30 2022
Some random stranger just waived at me, then apologized and said they thought I was someone else
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︎ Dec 21 2022
I just had a random thought
If I ever have a daughter iβm going to name her Kyra. Kyra Practor.
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︎ Nov 06 2022
Accordion to a recent study...
...people generally don't notice when musical instruments are randomly inserted into sentences.
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︎ Feb 08 2023
π₯Έ
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︎ Jan 17 2023
It's time to pacifier
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︎ Jan 09 2023
I was going to start watching The Last of Usβ¦
But Iβve never seen The First of Us and Iβm worried Iβd be lost.
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︎ Feb 12 2023
What do you call a fish with a bow tie?
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︎ Nov 10 2022
what do you call the random items an Italian dictator has?
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︎ Sep 22 2022
I found an insect that didn't know anything...
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︎ Dec 30 2022
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead
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︎ Sep 26 2022
I had a random thought so I told it to a lumber jack
He turned around and told me "who axed"
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︎ Oct 06 2022
My friend got a random nosebleed and commented how wierd it is that blood tastes metalic.
I said "yeah its pretty ironic"
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︎ Apr 17 2022
After hanging up the random phone call my wife asked me who it was. βOh just some foreigner.β She asked how could I so quickly assume they were a foreigner.
I told her when I picked up they said βI want to know what love isβ¦and I want you to show me.β
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︎ Sep 22 2022
How do you generate a random string?
Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
I got a job with Random House
but the house keeps changing!
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︎ Jul 21 2022
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please donβt become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.
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︎ Dec 26 2021
My local spice farmer does viral advertising by posting his phone number on bathroom walls and so forth
It says, "For a good thyme call 867-5300"
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︎ Dec 23 2022
Boss: "We are going to be doing random drug testing today."
Me: "OK....But I won't try Crack."
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︎ Aug 03 2022
This guy told his therapist . . .
This guy told his therapist that he was terrified of random letters.
βYou are?β asked the therapist.
And the guy started screaming.
The therapist looked puzzled by this, then he understood.
βOh, I see,β said the therapist.
And the screaming intensified.
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︎ Dec 23 2022
My wife made a covid mask that is covered with random music symbols
I have to say, it's noteworthy
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︎ Jun 22 2022
Email from Target: "You've been randomly selected for a chance to win!"
My Dad: "No, I've been Targeted."
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︎ Jul 30 2022
What is so great about seaweed?
Every time I try to take food from the plate of some random stranger in a restaurant they wag their finger at me and tell me, "I should immediately see kelp!".
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︎ Jan 26 2023
i just used a public toilet, and on a scale of 1 to 10
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︎ Dec 22 2022
How do bears just randomly show up to places?
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︎ Jul 04 2022
My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.
At least that's what it said in her diary.
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︎ Sep 19 2022
That Basketball player who always go to middle east
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︎ Dec 30 2022
A random star was told a crazy fact by another star, and he replied βAre you serious?!β
The other star said βYes, Iβm Sirius, nice to meet you!
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︎ Mar 27 2022
Been studying Networking this semester and my burnt brain spat this gem out...
How is a private network like a couple of seals?
They communicate in ARPs
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︎ Oct 01 2022
Patient: "I'm scared of random letters."
Doctor: "Are you?"
Patient: *screams
Doctor: "Oh, I see."
Patient: *screams again
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︎ May 26 2022
While cooking breakfast this morning, my dad randomly said this: βI like my women like I like my pancakesβ¦β
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︎ Feb 26 2022
I went to the theatre today, the stage was covered in random phrases...
I guess it was a 'play on words'
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︎ Jan 10 2022
While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
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︎ Mar 17 2021
I told my girlfriend, βThere are approximately 8000 people currently living who is like youβ, and she got really upset.
I should have just said, βYouβre one in a million.β
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