Did you know chess has a randomizer?

The results are across the board.

(I'll check myself out, mate)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AverageStudent_05
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2022
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Some dumb random puns from an Among Us server.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonite-2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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β€˜RANDOM FLUFF #5’ [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Klos77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2023
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Did you hear about that vegan who was condemning some random guy for drinking milk?

How dairy!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seanr31
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2023
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I got pulled over for a random drug test today.

The test was negative. My dealer sure has a lot of explaining to do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andy9363
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2023
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Found a random piece of a jigsaw in my car today and I’ve no idea where it came from.

It's a bit of a puzzle...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2022
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kid must have hated the alphabet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ra505
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2023
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Did you hear about the family who died of random head injuries?

I grew up just a stones throw away from where they lived.

Crazy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XandogxD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2022
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The other day an FBI agent randomly assaulted me with nasal spray.

I think I might Sudafed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2022
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Some random stranger just waived at me, then apologized and said they thought I was someone else

I told them, I am!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToothSleuth86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2022
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I just had a random thought

If I ever have a daughter i’m going to name her Kyra. Kyra Practor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZachTF
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2022
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Accordion to a recent study...

...people generally don't notice when musical instruments are randomly inserted into sentences.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegoCMFanatic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2023
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2023
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It's time to pacifier
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2023
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I was going to start watching The Last of Us…

But I’ve never seen The First of Us and I’m worried I’d be lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OsoChistoso
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2023
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What do you call a fish with a bow tie?

Sofishticated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MirageDuck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2022
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what do you call the random items an Italian dictator has?

Mussollaneos items

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanFiregem
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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I found an insect that didn't know anything...

It was an ignor-ant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead

He calls it Nyetflix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourOverLordisME
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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I had a random thought so I told it to a lumber jack

He turned around and told me "who axed"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2022
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My friend got a random nosebleed and commented how wierd it is that blood tastes metalic.

I said "yeah its pretty ironic"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big-Bag2568
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2022
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After hanging up the random phone call my wife asked me who it was. β€œOh just some foreigner.” She asked how could I so quickly assume they were a foreigner.

I told her when I picked up they said β€œI want to know what love is…and I want you to show me.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2022
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How do you generate a random string?

Put a Windows user in front of Vim and tell them to exit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2022
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I got a job with Random House

but the house keeps changing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2022
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t become angry and resort to violins if you didn't notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucicerious
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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My local spice farmer does viral advertising by posting his phone number on bathroom walls and so forth

It says, "For a good thyme call 867-5300"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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Boss: "We are going to be doing random drug testing today."

Me: "OK....But I won't try Crack."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2022
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This guy told his therapist . . .

This guy told his therapist that he was terrified of random letters.

β€œYou are?” asked the therapist.

And the guy started screaming.

The therapist looked puzzled by this, then he understood.

β€œOh, I see,” said the therapist.

And the screaming intensified.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2022
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My wife made a covid mask that is covered with random music symbols

I have to say, it's noteworthy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2022
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Email from Target: "You've been randomly selected for a chance to win!"

My Dad: "No, I've been Targeted."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Zenaire-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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What is so great about seaweed?

Every time I try to take food from the plate of some random stranger in a restaurant they wag their finger at me and tell me, "I should immediately see kelp!".

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2023
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i just used a public toilet, and on a scale of 1 to 10

I gave it a number 2

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2022
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How do bears just randomly show up to places?

They take an Ubear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BladerzYt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2022
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My daughter thinks I don't give her enough privacy.

At least that's what it said in her diary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burnin8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2022
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That Basketball player who always go to middle east

Lebanon James

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2022
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A random star was told a crazy fact by another star, and he replied β€œAre you serious?!”

The other star said β€œYes, I’m Sirius, nice to meet you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t4rtpickle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2022
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Been studying Networking this semester and my burnt brain spat this gem out...

How is a private network like a couple of seals?

They communicate in ARPs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Resiground
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2022
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Patient: "I'm scared of random letters."

Doctor: "Are you?" Patient: *screams Doctor: "Oh, I see." Patient: *screams again

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πŸ“…︎ May 26 2022
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While cooking breakfast this morning, my dad randomly said this: β€œI like my women like I like my pancakes…”

Hot, thick, and stacked!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_C_Citizenz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2022
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I went to the theatre today, the stage was covered in random phrases...

I guess it was a 'play on words'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emailmykey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2022
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While talking about Tommy Hilfiger and the prices of Tommy Hilfiger. I randomly did this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarklingGolem50
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I told my girlfriend, β€œThere are approximately 8000 people currently living who is like you”, and she got really upset.

I should have just said, β€œYou’re one in a million.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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