This random number said his name was Noah. So I had to do it to em.
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👤︎ u/Livmativ
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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Mix it up a little. Text a random number the following message:

The fat one won't fit into the woodchipper. What do you want me to do?

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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My Grand Pa tells the worst jokes but this is his best.

Grand Pa: What does Mr. Potato Head and Cuba have in common?

Me:expecting the worstWhat's that.....

Grand Pa: They both have a dictator.

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📅︎ Jan 06 2016
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What do you call a number that can't stay still?

A roamin' numeral.

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👤︎ u/lfrfrepeat
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Discussing a possible lion that was seen in Wisconsin...

My dad said it was hard to confirm it was a lion because the reports were from a number of "random spottings."

My mom said it "Sounds more like a leopard."

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👤︎ u/WasabiofIP
📅︎ Jul 29 2015
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My coworker just got dad joked...

The context here is a discussion on encryption on a data storage medium. The kid here is a new guy who is fresh from grad school. The dad here is a senior engineer who looks like middle aged Gordon Freeman with graying hair. The kid was asking questions on how to erase data securely using a particular protocol command. He wanted more information on the random number keys necessary to encrypt/decrypt the data with. It went some thing like this.

Kid: " So you have A key, right ?"

Dad with a sly smile on his face immediately checks his pocket and whips out his car keys and says " No, I have many keys "

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