Two woman are sitting on a roof because their town is being flooded

The second woman looks to the first woman and asks what they should do?

"God will save us" she says.

The two women sit there for a while and watch the water continue to rise. Eventually a rescue team in a rubber dinghy turn up.

"Jump on" says the rescuer. The second woman quickly jumps into the dinghy. The first woman looks annoyed and states bluntly that "God will save me". The rescuer shakes his head and drives off.

A few hours go by and the rain begins falling harder and harder. The entire house aside from the roof is submerged.

She hears the sound of a helicopter before she sees it. The helicopter hovers above and throws down a rope ladder.

"Climb up!" Shouts the rescuer.

The woman shakes her head refusing to move "No, god will save me".

The rescuer shakes his head and the helicopter flies off.

Time passes by and the water is now up to the top of the roof. She hears an aeroplane swoop in low overhead, dropping life jackets along the street for anyone left behind.

"No" she shakes her head "God will save me!"

The inevitable happens and after she drowns the storms into heaven upset. "God! Why didn't you save me?"

He looks to her and rolls his eyes. "Well I sent a boat, a helicopter and a life jacket what else do you want me to do?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Naiphe
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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Found this here a while ago:

My grandparent grew up in the Soviet Union. One cloudy day, as they were walking down the street perception started falling.

My grandmother thought it was snow, while my grandfather thought it was rain.

Their passionate arguing was noticed by the local head of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, a good friend named Rudolph.

After they told him of their dispute, Rudolph stated that it was in fact rain.

With a smile on his face my grandfather turned tp his wife, and said: "You see, Rudolph the Red knows rain dear"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mike_the_hun
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 05 2017
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Not really a 'joke' per se, but my dad's take on 'Let It Snow', from Southern California

So my dad sent this to everyone in his office. I groaned a couple of times and thought it'd fit in well here.

Oh, the weather outside is crazy
Like a film from Martin Scorsese
The rain will fall and the wind will blow
El niรฑo, el niรฑo, el niรฑo

It doesnโ€™t show signs of stopping
My shirt and pants are sopping
Oh, where did that umbrella go
El niรฑo, el niรฑo, el niรฑo

Weather patterns donโ€™t seem right
Southern Cal is all a storm
The marine layer and all of its might
All because the Pacific is warm

The fear of fire is now subsiding
our thoughts turn to mudsliding
Down the hillside our houses flow
El niรฑo, el niรฑo, el niรฑo

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/maryfuckingpoppins
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2015
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Get your mind out of the gutter, Dad!

Today I held the ladder for my dad while he was cleaning the gutters out, in the rain no less.

An acorn rolls down the newly cleaned out gutter, making quite a racket and falling down the drain spout.

Dad: "Looks like I got a strike! Well, actually, more like a gutter ball!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dotnikus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 06 2013
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My dad loves this one a little too much...

I hope the rain keeps up... SO IT DOESN'T FALL DOWN.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TiffanyDaVilla
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Told a Dad joke to answer my aunt's question

We were camping and setting up a tent thing to cover our food.

her: i wonder which way the rain will fall (meaning which side it'll hit)

me: ...uhh down?

her: ...wow

mom: go ahead and slap him

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tajacama
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 20 2015
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