There are many choices of supermarkets in Germany. Often times, I get confused which one to go to. How do Germany decide where to shop? Are there any tips or tricks to save money during grocery shopping?

Alright moonshot hunters, you really need to check this one out. Might be the one in year 2022.

Kerberos Inu, launched at 22nd of december. Not that much hyped, but team seems to keep delivering. Low cap atm and they got some good holdes and fun in the tg group.

So, about something from the project. Team includes highly skilled game developer who started to create a character for used in an unreal engine 4 games. They do not have any partnerships currently afak. Creature has got some pretty impressive progress during these holidays, so could expect even more growth in q1/22. What i’ve heard, they wanted to approach this project with memes, so could expect something really funny and mind blowing vids from kerbedoge. I mean it got 3 heads so triple fun right?

As long as they move forward, there should come some nfts also a side. This is really interesting project and cannot even imagine how far this could go if they actually will get them characters involved to another p2e game or even regular ones. Seems like they have unlimited potential here.

Other interesting part are the rewards. They came up with Onyx rewards for holders. I quickly looked about that project and they surely chose some genuine rews to encourage ppl to hold. Being involved in Kerberos Inu you actually might be in two different moonshots. That is something i’m not going to watch from a side.

First version of website was launched few days ago kerberosinu.com

Appreciation post:

Tldr; Germany's a freakin awesome country for internationals if you make some hustle in the beginning days.

It's been 11 months since I've come to Germany and I don't have anything to complain. In India I always used to read Germans are unfriendly, not so funny, etc. Even after coming here and staying 2 months, many internationals said it's just the pink glasses that you're wearing and soon you'll start to see problems. I mean ofc the problems such as too much paper use, slow government offices, etc are there. But for an international the bigger problems are racism, not having local friends, etc. And boy that's wrong, so wrong.

I've never faced a racism issue, NEVER! I've never been to a place where someone said I can't help you coz you're not German or your skin color is brown. I've been to the Polizei (to report a loss), Ausländerbehörde, local Rathaus, bakeries, post offices, and was always greeted with utmost respect.

Coming to my uni, if there's a group with me and 5 Germans, they just start in English. Even though I can understand completely what they say, they're just like "hey you want us to speak in English?". The professors, the old people, the bus drivers, everyone's freakin helpful. I love the way the country works; the buses, trains, people are on time, the dogs are super trained lol, most people are always chic, etc. It's always the small things, isn't it? However, everything comes at a price, right?

The price for almost all of this is YOUR WILL to integrate. Always remember, you're in a foreign land and you need friends, the locals don't need friends. So it's perfectly okay if they don't approach you first. Here's somethings I can suggest esp for Indians/south east Asians or almost anyone:

1. Please stop being in your own community. Indians are notoriously known for being only with themselves and it's true. I got acceptance from 2 unis (1 with 180 Indians, others with 0). Guess what? I am the only Asian in my course of 70. I'm not saying my countrymen are bad or anything, it's just you yourself have to integrate by making some distance with your community.
2. Learn the language. Please. Ik you can get almost all things done with English, but please don't. I'm only B2.1 and ofc I can't speak with natives in German (I just don't have that vocab). But my approach is I learn all the words that can help me in some scenario. For example, if I go to a bakery, what all words I'll be needing, how about post office, how about

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

Mentos

(I will see myself out)

The doctor says it terminal.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.

Gender is fluid.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

But let me give it a shot.

It really does, I swear!

He’s the new temp.

So this was an idea I had recently that I wanted to share. If It's completely wrong for obvious reasons that I'm missing, I apologize for wasting everyone's time, lol. I'd love to know what the lore experts in the community and native Japanese speakers think of this...

Binks' Sake!

Recently there has been a lot of talk about Binks' Sake, including a recent post by /u/OharaLibrarianArtur. You should check this out if you're interested. It's a good theory but I think it's missing something.

One thing all the theories about Binks' Sake which I've read recently aren't able to explain is the lyrics of the song. Most people recognize bits and pieces. The obvious references to the ancient kingdom and the Kozuki clan in the song, for instance, but there are important groups and events left out of these interpretations. What about Zunesha, the Minks, etc.? What about those verses people struggle to interpret and chalk up to flowery and poetic language? If Binks' Sake really is the Laugh Tale or at least just a song which tells a story of important historical events, then it should tell a complete story. Also, Oda is not one to waste words. He is famously intentional in his writing. When the true meaning of the lyrics are revealed to us, including all the so-called flowery and poetic verses, putting it all together will reveal to us a complete tale (sounds like what happens when you put all the poneglyphs together, right?). This means there must be a complete story buried in these words!

That's how oral tradition works and Binks' Sake is definitely an example of this. Brook basically tells us as much when he says its an ancient song passed down for generations. I am not convinced that Binks' Sake would tell us half a story. I think it is a summary of Joy Boy's most important adventure.

So this begs the question then, what is the meaning behind Binks' Sake?

I regret to inform you that I haven't discovered the lost history of the Void Century nor the history of Joy Boy. But I have discovered something which I think everyone has missed and I am hoping that this spurs on discussion by the great One Piece theorists in this community who can consider what I have to say and may be able to piece this lost history together better than I.

Bink's Brew! - Word Play an

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Amy

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi