My son asked "Dad, why are the great pyramids in Egypt ?"
Son, because they're too big for the British to move.
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My neighbor wants me to join their candy pyramid scheme.
But I am vehemently anti-M&M
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︎ Oct 02 2022
My friend was explaining the architecture of Mayan Pyramids to me.
I said 'Well, that just sounds like Egyptian pyramids with extra steps'.
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︎ Aug 27 2022
Why are the Giza pyramids located in Egypt?
Because theyβre too big to put in the British museum!
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︎ Aug 09 2022
Itβs really sad that people raided the Egyptian pyramids..
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︎ Jul 22 2022
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid group has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Apr 06 2022
My mom joined a pyramid scheme
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︎ Feb 05 2022
Why are Egyptologist the best rappers?
Because they've got their mind on their mummies and their mummies on their minds.
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︎ Sep 07 2022
A pun fit for a Pharaoh
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︎ Sep 28 2022
I was in a Egyptian Pyramid and saw some moving text on the wall!
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︎ Dec 02 2021
Why do we call the aliens creating the pyramids a conspiracy theory?
Itβs obviously a pyramid scheme
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︎ Feb 22 2022
An ancient Egyptian architect once asked, βDo you know how to build a pyramid?β
βWell, uh yeah, up to a point,β replied the Ancient Egyptian builder
(Believe it or not my toddler just told me that joke. I'm so proud)
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︎ Mar 05 2022
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Sep 15 2022
When I told my Egyptian friend he fell into the river, he wouldn't believe it.
I think he's in the Nile.
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︎ Sep 13 2022
When Cleopatra is aroused, she produces pharaoh-moans.
Unless itβs that time of the month that sheβs on her pyramid.
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︎ Aug 23 2022
Amazon's servers are down in Egypt!
It's a deNile of service attack.
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︎ Oct 12 2022
Visiting the pyramids
I wasΒ exploring the pyramids and suddenly came across a beautiful golden sarcophagus.Β The guide and I both gasped and farted at the same time, identical farts.Β It was the first time I ever experienced a toot in common.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
what's the most common doctors in Egypt
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︎ Jul 13 2022
I just passed my exams in cheerleading
I said "Give me an A".
And they did.
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︎ Aug 04 2022
Egypt has the biggest pyramid scheme in history.
Some planning had to go into constructing those things.
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︎ Nov 30 2021
Did you know most Egyptian people are related to the same Pharaoh
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︎ Jul 14 2022
why are Egyptian mummy's so rich?
They have loads of crypt toes
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︎ Aug 25 2022
So I got a degree in Egyptology to teach Egyptology to people,
I think itβs a pyramid scheme
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︎ Apr 24 2022
Where do Egyptians eat?
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︎ Oct 08 2022
How can you find a Pharaoh's love room in a pyramid?
You follow the Pharaoh moans.
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︎ Aug 26 2021
Archeologists say that in very rare cases, you can experience a mummy farting in their crypt.
If you get the chance to experience this phenomena, you can call that toot uncommon.
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︎ Mar 01 2022
Where do Egyptians go when they can't accept the truth?
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︎ Mar 28 2022
Someone in Egypt saw a bus driven by a dog.
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︎ Jul 25 2022
To anyone who's received and email about ancient Egyptian blueprints...
Ignore it, it's a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Sep 14 2022
I once took a job building Egyptian tombs
But it turned out to be a pyramid scheme
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︎ Jul 04 2022
How much did a single pyramid stone weigh?
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︎ May 14 2021
what's a triangles favorite knot?
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︎ Aug 13 2022
His pyramid was βerectedβ many years ago
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︎ Aug 06 2020
In the film The Mummy, the titular Mummy turns other people into mummies.
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︎ Aug 14 2022
The ancient Egyptians didn't have any ambulances....
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︎ Aug 01 2022
Why was the Mayan gold never found?
They hid it in the maize.
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︎ Jun 02 2022
How did the Pharaohs convince people to build their monuments?
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︎ Jan 09 2022
What did Pharaoh say when he saw the pyramid?
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︎ Aug 27 2020
I bet Egyptians are suckers for pyramid schemes.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
Why are there pyramids in Egypt?
They were too heavy to move to the British Museum.
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︎ Aug 01 2022
Cheerleading is a pyramid scheme.
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︎ Mar 18 2022
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid group has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Mar 22 2022
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Apr 19 2021
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has been deported.
We don't have Oleg to stand on.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
One of the Russian acrobats in our human pyramid has broke his back.
We didnβt have Oleg to stand on.
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