Purchasing card Puns

I went to return a T-Shirt to Banana Republic today. The item wasn't on my receipt so they asked me to swipe my credit card to see if they could find it in my purchase history.

Cashier: "Hmmm, that didn't work. Sir, would you mind re-swiping, I want to try your card again." Me: "It's a T-Shirt, not a cardigan" My 13 Year Old Son: 🙄

From a new deck of Rook cards I just purchased: Insert Discarded Joke Here

My Dad and I were at a store and he wanted to see if an old credit card he had still worked.

Dad: "Can you see if this card still works after the purchase?"

Cashier: "You'll need to check the front desk for that."

Without missing a goddamn beat, he pulled a check/cheque out of his wallet and placed it on the counter.

He checked the desk.

The cashier facepalmed. I facepalmed. He cracked up. I walked away.