Public Access Puns

A list of puns related to "Public Access"

Farmers notice : Public access to this field and footpath is free.

.. But the Bull charges.

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👤︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Public opinion was favorable for local farmer banning outsiders access to hills filled with mushroom on his land.

He had the morel high ground.

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👤︎ u/Iuntti
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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[REQUEST] Help me name my TV show.

I'm in the process of getting a show on the local public access channel started. It's going to be a weekly recording studio session that showcases local bands. Most of the paperwork is done, I just need a snappy title. The best I can come up with is "The Here Canal," but I think /r/puns can do better!

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👤︎ u/wkuechen
📅︎ Apr 25 2013
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