My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.
I tried explaining to my girlfriend what the effects of network packet loss were.
But I just couldn't get the message across.
Edit: I wish I knew more about networking so I could understand all these jokes.
The second time Hansel and Gretel found a house made of cookies and candy, they sent someone else in to test-nibble it first.
This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.
I peaked at 6
We were at church one sunday when someone spilled tea all over my new button down shirt. I immediately asked "What do you think this is, a T-Shirt"?
A pun in Australia
In Australia:
Jack: Joe, can you go to the board meeting, take my place and vote?
Joe: Ok, but I may not vote exactly as you would, Jack.
Jack: Why?
Joe: Because you are asking me to be ... a proxy, mate!
