A list of puns related to "Professor @ Large"
Student: How large will the matrices be on the midterm? Professor: It depends on how large you write.
An older professor told me this one in class.
I was at a restaurant and I ordered a split pea soup for this diet I was on. The waiter was very rude, she took my order and came back with my soup. She threw the soup down and I noticed a rather large fly in my soup. I called her over and asked "Excuse me, what's this fly doing in my soup?" She responds, "it looks like the backstroke."
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