Professor answers question how a dad would.

Student: How large will the matrices be on the midterm? Professor: It depends on how large you write.

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📅︎ Feb 05 2014
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My favorite professor's favorite joke.

An older professor told me this one in class.

I was at a restaurant and I ordered a split pea soup for this diet I was on. The waiter was very rude, she took my order and came back with my soup. She threw the soup down and I noticed a rather large fly in my soup. I called her over and asked "Excuse me, what's this fly doing in my soup?" She responds, "it looks like the backstroke."

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📅︎ Apr 11 2014
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