A list of puns related to "Prancer (film)"
Howdy! First post in this sub reddit, and I was wondering if anyone could tell me what Prancer was shot on, was it film or digital or both or something else? I'm a screenwriter and know absolutely nothing about film, but would like to one day, and I remember loving the aesthetic of this film as a kid. Thanks for any help!
In reference to this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/TheMitchells/comments/n5xjto/can_someone_help_me_figure_out_all_of_that_bottom/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Here it is (with probably a few typos):
Katie Mitchell swears in perpetuity that no MULE or MULES(s) specifically the mule in question ("PRANCER") was injured in the making of this film.
Katie Mitchell accepts the term of "MULE TOURS, INC." and admits that the perpetrators in question ("MY INSANE FAMILY") did break the following rule (or rules).
Rule 1. RICK MITCHELL (Whose qualities include, but are not limited to: Agressiveness, Excessive sweating, and is shaped like a wine glass. Srsly tho- look at that guy- IS THAT MY FUTURE?) did exceed the posted weight limit (230 lbs./104.3 kg) and is thus responsible for Prancer's agitated state. (Re: Braying, biting Rick's leg - which the undersigned hereby found funny)
LINDA MITCHELL (Whose qualities include, but are not limited to: Being a ray of sunshine that illuminates even the darkest day) is responsible for trying to feed the mule in question thirteen (!) packs of dinosaur shaped fruit snacks in a misguided attempt to calm him - and potentially incited the lethargy that led to "PRANCER'S" untimely fall. However, LINDA'S heroic call to animal services saved the MULE ("PRANCER") in question's life.
Aaron Mitchell (whose qualities include, but are not limited to: Dinosaur knowledge, Being my A.D. 4 Life, and having the cutest rosiest cheeks YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE) and the undersigned- Katie Mitchell now hereby claims the distinguished right to mock RICK MITCHELL for his cold blooded cowardice by asking him questions like "Now that Mom stubbed her toe, are you going to leave her behind like Prancer?" It makes him furious and brings us unending joy. Prancer may be relegated to the barn now- but he will forever live in the barn... of our hearts
Ok, Iβve tried. Iβve tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound...palatable. The problem is, heβs just not. Thereβs not a very big market for neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dogs that look like gremlins. But I have to believe thereβs someone out there for Prancer, because I am tired and so is my family. Every day we live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home. If you own a Chihuahua you probably know what Iβm talking about. Heβs literally the Chihuahua meme that describes them as being 50% hate and 50% tremble. If youβre intrigued and horrified at how this animal sounds already, just wait....thereβs more.
Prancer came to me obese, wearing a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him. I should have known in that moment this dog would be a problem. He was owned by an elderly woman who treated him like a human and never socialized him. Sprinkle in a little genetic predisposition for being nervous, and youβve concocted a neurotic mess, AKA Prancer. His first week he was too terrified to have a personality. As awful as it sounds, I kind of liked him better that way. He was quiet, and just laid on the couch. Didnβt bother anyone. I was excited to see him come out of his shell and become a real dog. I am convinced at this point he is not a real dog, but more like a vessel for a traumatized Victorian child that now haunts our home.
Prancer only likes women. Nothing else. He hates men more than women do, which says a lot. If you have a husband donβt bother applying, unless you hate him. Prancer has lived with a man for 6 months and still has not accepted him. He bonds to a woman/women, and takes his job of protection seriously. He offers better protection than capitol security. This also extends to other animals. Have other dogs? Cats? Donβt apply unless they like being shaken up like a ragdoll by a 13lb rage machine. This may be confusing to people, as he currently lives with my other 7 dogs and 12 cats. Thatβs because we have somewhat come to an agreement that itβs wrong to attack the other animals. But you know that episode of The Office where Michael Scott silently whispers βIβll kill you.β to Toby? Thatβs Prancer having to begrudgingly coexist with everyone when Iβm around.
We also mentioned no kids for Prancer. I think at this point, you can imagine why. Heβs never been in the presence of a child, but I can already imagine the
... keep reading on reddit β‘Should the Prancer kart be part of the regular High-Ends, or stay as a Tour-exclusive High-End?
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