Power Is Power Puns

A list of puns related to "Power Is Power"

For those who don’t know what a power plant is
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👤︎ u/TuriSosa25
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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What is a musicians favourite power tool?

a BANDsaw

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👤︎ u/nemesisprime1984
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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Like a good Grandpa I share with my 12 yr old Grandson the amazement of r/dadjokes regularly. He thinks you all are totally cool. I told him there is much power here. How? He asked. Let me demonstrate... With the diahrrea song.. I'll start.

Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast. Diahrrea...

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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My secret dad power is invisibility

Unfortunately, it only works at parties.

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👤︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Watt is the unit of power

Punctuate the title however you like.

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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
📅︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why is it hard to measure power usage with differential equations?

Because Watt and Euler don't mix.

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👤︎ u/AmadeusMop
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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What is the SI unit of power

Teacher: Yes

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👤︎ u/TheycallmeSamridh
📅︎ Feb 10 2020
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Gandhi is well known for his spiritual guidance, ascribe mystical powers to him...

We know he frequently fasted which made him somewhat frail and caused bad breath. We also know that he often went without shoes, making the souls of his feet very tough.

This made him a... Super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

(I’ll see myself out)

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👤︎ u/aisored224
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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I’m working at a concert today but the power is out

I’m telling all of the attendees that if they have a flashlight, now is their time to shine.

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👤︎ u/teuast
📅︎ Aug 18 2018
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She is trying to connect to a higher power.
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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ May 24 2018
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If an electrical engineer is working in the forest, is he a power ranger?
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👤︎ u/nerd866
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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Me: every time a pun is said, my power grows!

Friend: wow, that's powerful

Me: I'm just super saying

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ May 03 2019
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A Whale's driving force is 100 percent concentrated power of krill
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👤︎ u/mycatatemyphone
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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My wife got me. Her power is growing.

TV: Julie's driver side door was ajar. Wife whispers under her breath: looks like a door to me.

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👤︎ u/RexUniversi
📅︎ Sep 01 2018
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What has four legs, two mouths, is very scary and has the power to make a man suffer indescribable torment?

My pregnant wife.

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👤︎ u/Lum1nar
📅︎ Aug 25 2018
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Knowledge is power

TIL Schrodinger might have been the most prolific cat killer in history

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👤︎ u/nearlyrandom
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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Driving in the car and my Dad has suddenly just announced ‘my nickname is Spider-Man. Not because I have any special powers, it’s because I can’t get out of the bath’.
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👤︎ u/StickyBellyFlapCock
📅︎ Nov 08 2017
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Rumours are that Kim Jong-un is losing power.

Replacing him will be his brother and most senior official, Kim Jong-deux.

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👤︎ u/cfard
📅︎ Oct 06 2014
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Did you hear about the Bruce Willis movie where his power is to put smashed dishes back together?

Summer 2019 - "Unbreak-a-bowl" coming to a theater near you!

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👤︎ u/joshandthewolf
📅︎ Jun 05 2018
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Is the first Austin Powers movie the ultimate dadjoke movie?
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👤︎ u/boochoog
📅︎ Oct 22 2013
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If a car's power is determined by it's horsepower...

is a boat's power determined by its seahorse power?

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👤︎ u/ESPguitarist
📅︎ Dec 28 2013
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Girlfriend's dad "The power is out..."

"So I'm watching a DVD on the tv" http://imgur.com/TmvHgaz

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👤︎ u/london680
📅︎ Jul 15 2014
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Watt is the unit of power?
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👤︎ u/IncompotentCyborg
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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Watt is the unit of power?
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👤︎ u/Nonce_ecnoN
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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What is the name of the SI unit of power
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👤︎ u/Orlen86
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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What is the unit of power

That is correct

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👤︎ u/itanitarek10
📅︎ Jan 11 2016
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What is the unit of power?

Yes

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👤︎ u/dalecf
📅︎ May 03 2014
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