I met a magical little man who couldn't carry around his pot of gold because his fingers kept falling off.

He was a leperchaun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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A Welshman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a park and see a slide. This is no ordinary slide, mind you, this slide is magic!

Anything you say as you're going down the slide is what you will land in.

The Irishman goes first.

"A POT OF GOLD!" he yells as he slides down and he lands in a pot of gold.

The Welshman goes next.

"POT OF DIAMONDS!" he yells just as loud as the Irishman and he lands in a pot of diamonds.

The Englishman goes next, but he's been on the drink, so he stumbles his way up the slide, then, as he begins his journey down the slide, he yells, "WEEEEE!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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If Neil Young was a leprechaun what would be the name of his #1 single?

Pot of Gold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trollcitybandit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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