How did the poster get hurt?

It was under a tack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xenanast
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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This is a repost because I couldn’t crosspost. The original poster was u/Teambrokeoff
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxSpiderRebelxX
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A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store.

The poster reads:

"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."

The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and decides to humour it, pulling up a chair and a computer with a word processor. "Alright, if you want to work here, you need to first write a letter," and leaves the room.

30 minutes later, he comes back in, and the dog has typed out a completely error-free letter.

"Well, I'll be. This is a smart dog. But can he program?" he asks himself.

20 minutes pass, and the dog has made a perfectly running website for the store.

He looks, shocked, at the dog, and finally speaks. "Look, I know you have the qualifications, but, well... you're a dog."

The dog nudges the words "We are an equal opportunity employer." on the poster, and the manager sighs.

"There's no way you're bilingual."

The dog looks him in the eyes, and says, "Meow."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/juicy-tomato
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What makes posters and planets similar?

They both take up space

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConorCannot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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What do you call a fake poster

An Imposter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pax_flash
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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acoustics. Credit to original poster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slendyboii
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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A motivational poster I made...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stunnyfuff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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The wrong poster was delivered

It's an imposter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/only_be_santa
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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What did the poster say to the wall?

We're under a tack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cowlhead
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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This poster. It exists.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N-P_A
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Long time dad first time poster in need of some help from my fellow dad's in here. What is Snoop Dogg fishing for?

Fishizzle!

Here is what i need help with. I seen a some fishing gear with the name "fishizzle" and lighting struck! Has anyone heard this one before? Did I just make a OC dad joke? If so Is it "dad joke" worthy? I really hope so becuase I just sent this to my daughter.

Thanks in advance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dieoner
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I recently misplaced some of my game pieces for Yahtzee, and honestly it’s been hell, so I decided to make some posters to put up around the apartment complex:

Pair of dice, LOST.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okaypuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My kid wanted me to buy this poster of Bambi and his mum.

...

but I said it was too deer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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A poster my sister hung up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/YaBoiAlex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I animated this poster. Oh shit it's -
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_Hows_Life
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...

Long time fan, first time poster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Today my mom turns 53, and it's tradition that my dad fills the kitchen with posters before she wakes up, wishing her a happy birthday. This year's were some of his worst (best) work.

http://imgur.com/a/1qKYz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hhjrxymos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2015
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Accidental pun - Found on a poster for the upcoming 'Apollo 11' movie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mrmongoose64
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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[request] tomato puns for poster

I am creating a poster about growing tomatoes and I need a catchy title for it, preferably a pun about tomato/es. Any help would be appreciated!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhgalino
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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It’s kind of a β€˜shitty’ joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johntheas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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You Beta update that poster then.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crappy_off_brands
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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First time poster be gentle. If this is in here somewhere I’m sorry.

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King-Titus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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I was walking down my street when I saw a poster on my neighbour's front door.

"GOING ON HOLIDAY TOMORROW! Need someone to take care of our dog that doesn't smoke or drink!!"

Well, their dog sounds very healthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I have a poster of the clown from it in my house that I move everyday.

Cause I like to move it , move it. I like to move it, move it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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What did the real poster say to the fake poster?

Hi Imposter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theundeaddeadpool
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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What did the hammer say after hanging up the poster

Nailed it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/austinjmulka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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This is a poster that hangs in my college level chemistry lab imgur.com/ntySpF0
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πŸ‘€︎ u/compasrc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2017
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Poster hanging in my school imgur.com/EQxe7Ys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amanda_twili
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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Punography
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πŸ‘€︎ u/endofdaays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I used to be in a band called missing cat

You probably saw our posters

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πŸ‘€︎ u/st_jimmy_02
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I made one of those motivational posters

https://i.imgur.com/n9VMH93.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/istrebitjel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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Had a friend loading up those large poster-sized post-it notes for a meeting...

Told him he should stick with it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponderingfox
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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My girlfriend liked my pun, so i made a poster of it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BobLeibnitz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2016
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Daughter wants to put up a poster to find our lost cat

I said she can but I don't think he can read

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeadWelsh
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2017
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Collective nouns movie poster 2
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πŸ‘€︎ u/are_you-serious
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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One of my favorite posters ever.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShrimGods
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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Why are old timey political posters so colorful?

Because the artists want you to have a proper gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananasboat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2017
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Wife and I were looking to buy some posters of the milky way for my study...

Her: these star maps are pretty good!

Me: yep. You could say they're... stellar cartography.

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"The Pest of the Best"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanutbuttakong
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Why was the poster scared?

Because it was under a tack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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What does a fake poster say?

Imposter.

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