PostScript fonts Puns

No sun

EDIT: oh my god 1k upvotes! THIS like, tripled my post karma. You guys are incredible. Much love!

Hoof Hearted

Look it up. I can’t post the link but you’ll love it

Please let me know if this kind of post isn't allowed but I wasn't sure where to ask. I'm looking for puns including the word Brook. Even better if it's plural (brooks).

He went completely off script.

Haven't seen anyone post all year!

(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)

Attire

edit: had to delete original post, due to misspelling in the title.

In my eyes, this sub has a serious problem with non-dadjoke posts. Sub-reddit rule #1 is "Jokes must be dad jokes.". What good are the rules if they aren't enforced? I do realize that what constitutes a dadjoke might not be clarely defined, but we get a lot of posts that are marked nsfw. That's a "This is not a dadjoke"-flag. Why not start with removing nsfw posts?

PS: Why do we have rule #6? It is not possible for a dadjoke to be nsfw, so it should never be relevant.

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The post office.

(Courtesy of my 8 year olds).

Did I already post my amnesia joke?

then it's your B-Earth-Day

(Note: Yes, I'm born on Earth Day and hence am posting this.)

It was a re-Post.

Shit..l meant to post this somewhere else.

Hopefully this post is allowed. 5 or so years ago, I decided to post puns that I either came up with or enjoyed a lot. My goal was to make it easy to find puns based on a topic or subject. So I heavily tagged all of the entries with relevant information. I've consistently uploaded new puns on at least a weekly basis, but usually every 3 days.

I've amassed a large collection that I've decided to open source. I've dumped my database into a JSON file that is open and free to use (with proper attribution).

Let me know what you think!
https://punatorium.com/opun

Global chaos ensues.

The disease wipes out 99% of humanity, and the desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.

That's called A-pasta-cy

I'm proud of that one. I originally posted it to r/cleanjokes

>!This post has been removed for security reasons!<

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Edit: Thank you for the awards.

I was expecting this to go noticed like most of my other posts. You peeps rock!

Under Quikrete 80 lb hug strength concrete bags, I saw the following under Q&A

Q: How many feet are in a bag?

A: No feet, only concrete.

This sub doesn’t allow images, otherwise I’d post it.

Me: Well, that’s your Uncle Frank. That’s where he wanted his remains. It was his favorite beer stein. He always said it would be funny. Never understood why. Son: Maybe it’s so he could be Frank in Stein Me: That son of a bitch!

And yes, just to be clear: not original, saw it on discord, checked this sub, 6 months since last time this joke was posted here.

He posted some other dumb joke on Facebook and this happened lol

for posting Swiss cheese jokes

Because he was selling Coke.

Btw this is my first post on Reddit :)

and Tonto had been riding hard for hours when they can to a town. The Lone Ranger and Tonto ties up their horses to the hitching post. He told Tonto “the horses are hot, run around them in a circle until they cool down.” He went into the bar and ordered a drink. A stranger walked up and said “You’re the Lone Ranger, right?” He said yea and the stranger said “you left your injun running”

This was a problem on my step sons homework. No matter what, he couldn't seem to grasp it. So, I grabbed some post-it notes, turned it to a diamond and said "this is a diamond correct?" he says yes. I then turn the post-it notes a few degrees and say "this is a square correct?" And he instantly got what he had to do. I then threw out this, grade "A" knee slapper of a line "Diamonds are just crooked squares, you can't trust'em".

I think I'm gonna put on my jorts and tube socks now.

There’s more than one way to Scat a Kin.

Note: couldn’t crosspost from r/dadjokes. Just reposted my own post...

I am now a post graduate.

cause all his worshipers will be devoting that post!

He was dead lifting.

Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!

Through the Light Post

but i turned myself around. isn’t that what it’s all about?

Edit: I posted this right before i went to bed. thank you all so much!!

I responded that nudists are defined by their lack of jeans

Edit: there->their

Edit 2: Awards? Wow! I'd like to thank the Academy, the community, my wife, and the man who made this post possible, my father in law!

Because he lives at I-hop.

(He was so proud of his dad joke, he asked me to post it... lol)

So this is just a “quality shit post”

Now its a trans-script

"That's a small font."

Post office

....

It was a shitzu.

EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)

Can someone tell me why my post was removed?

I'm a bit annoyed about this as it caused my fence to fall over

You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.

But then it started to rub off on me

I also posted this on Jokes so don't hate me

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

In the dark.

My dad literally just said this to me, so I felt it was appropriate to post.

Please post your best Beau (my bfs name) puns. I’m making him a note jar for Valentine’s and I’m short on puns. I already have Bodacious, Beautiful, and beaucoup (bookoo)

Post just a word or a short joke. Thanks guys!

Did I already post my amnesia joke?

Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.