A list of puns related to "Port Said Port Authority"
They were able to place the casket in the grave after the third attempt.
Oinkers Away!
He must have a shitty job.
So they can Scan da Navy in
but believe you are a Display Port
Perhaps you are a "transport"?
Attire.
AV in.
Why?
Because of pier pressure.
report it
The scuba diver turns to the marine and says "I can't handle this job anymore, I undergo too much pressure"
The marine looks at the diver and tells him "It may be hard now, but once you get used to it it'll all be smooth sailing"
He kept his log in his cabin.
It's a gateway wine
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
Me: "I prefer Starboard."
Not actually a dad, but I feel like this is the right place.
So when they pull into port, the workers can Scandinavian.
So when they return to port they can scan de navy in.......
Guess that makes him a U.S. bee driver.
So when they pull up to port, they can Scandanavian
A USB
Arrest room!
So that when they return to port, the authorities can Scandinavian
Itβs so when they enter the port, they can Scandinavian.
So when they enter port, they can Scandinavian!
Once upon a time there was a pirate captain who was the most amazing best captain a crew could ever ask for. His crew loved him more than anything and would do absolutely anything for him.
One day as they were sailing, a crew member In the crows nest shouts, βone ship off the port side!β Immediately the captain yells at his crew, βMen! Bring me my red shirt!β
Slightly confused, the men hesitate for a second and then hurry off to bring the captain his red shirt. Amazingly they win the battle!
The men are so happy and thankful their captain brought them safely through the battle they donβt even care why the captain wanted his red shirt.
A few months of sailing some more, again the man in the crows nest yells, βTwo ships off the port side!β Quickly the captain screams, βMen! Bring me my red shirt!β The crew doesnβt hesitate this time to get him his red shirt and what do you know? They win this battle too!!
The crew is astounded at their captains awesomeness!!! They honestly could not find anyone better. This time though the crew stops a moment and asks the captain, βWhy do you always have us bring you your red shirt?β
The captain replies, βWell men, if I get stabbed the blood will blend into my red shirt and it will look like Iβm not hurt so that you will all fight as hard as if I were still alive.β
The men canβt believe what they hear! How could they be so lucky as to have a captain so incredibly smart and courageous??!!
Two seconds later, βTWENTY SEVEN SHIPS OFF THE PORT SIDE!!!!!!!β
Calmly, with an even tone, the captain says, βMen, bring me my brown pants.β
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation."
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
"KermitΒ Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, I know your manager."
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
"Sure, how about this," said Kermit as he produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
Patty walks into the manager's office and proceeds to tell her, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $50,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." Patty holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"
The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Apparently it kept synching when docked
Edit: I know spelling of 'their' is wrong. Cannot be changed.
That way, whenever one of them comes into port, they can Scandinavian.
Port-raiture
The Port side.
So when they get back to port they can Scandinavian!
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian
So that when they come back to the port they can "scan-di-navian"
It's so when they all come to port they can Scandinavian.
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavyin.
So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.
So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian
So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.
So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian
So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian
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