A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)

Teacher: β€œSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”

The teacher has everyone turn their body over

Teacher: β€œNow I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”

all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first

Teacher: β€œOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”

The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked

As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, β€œnow see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.

With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
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Planetary pop quiz

"What's the closest planet to our sun?"

"Uh, Mercury."

"Correct! What's the biggest planet?"

"Jupiter!"

"Right again! Now, think carefully.. What's the smelliest planet?"

"Uhh. I dunno..."

"Uranus!"

"Oh god, Dad! Stop!"

Lulz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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What do you get when you give a bunch of cats a pop quiz?

A catestrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
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Why is it called a paternity test...

....and not pop quiz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Paternity test???

More like POP quiz amiright fellas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxmattisproxx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I'm trying to come up with a punny name for a trivia game I'm working on.

It's an AP Human Geography class, and I need a name for a board game. Anything to do with pop. culture vs. folk culture would be awesome and I heard you guys are good at this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cagegasm
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2013
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The store held blind taste tests of its brand against the national best seller.

It was a pop quiz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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"Dad, can I ask you something?"

"Oh, a Pop quiz. Wish I'd studied."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
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The students who toured the 7- factory should've known

There'd be a pop quiz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Splicer006
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Son came home from school and said...

Son: Hey dad, we had a pop quiz today. Me: You had a quiz to see if you know the difference from Dr Pepper and Pepsi?

(If you're not from the Midwest you might not get it)

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Pun overload!

My Dad sent me this list of punny sayings last Christmas. It explains a lot...

Punny sayings!

I tried to catch some Fog. I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen.

Police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison for dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington obviously government's fault.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gibbens15
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2013
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Why is it called a paternity test

and not a pop quiz?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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