Why are there Pop-Tarts but not Mom-Tarts?
There are Pop tarts but no Mom tarts because of the pastryarchy.
Why is there a pop tart but not a mom tart?
Because it's a pastryarchy
How come bees like to drink soda pop?
What do you call a pop star in a snow storm ?
What's the name of that pop star who always starts his concerts exactly to the second they are scheduled?
If I threw a can of pop at you, would it hurt?
Probably not, its a soft drink.
If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...
What, then, is Chinese rap?
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Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
I had to quit my job crushing pop cans
What was John Lennon’s favorite flavor Pop Tart?
Strawberry filled, forever
Why did the can of pop cry after he got squished?
Because he was soda pressed.
Anybody else here have weird dreams about sailing in an ocean of soda pop?
Its a pretty cool fanta sea.
What did the foreman say to the synth-pop fan at the construction site?
“I’m sorry. This is a place for men at work, not men without hats.”
You know why I love K-pop
I think my kids traumatized me by playing K-Pop all night long
Is Swedish 1970's pop music any good?
Did you hear that Snap, Crackle and Pop joined Twitter.
I’m ready for some Rice Krispie Tweets.
What do you get when a pop singer drops their laptop in some brine?
My wife often asks me to pop her back.
So today after she asked, I then asked her to mom my back.
I got a nice pity chuckle.
What is the grim reaper’s favourite food when listening to pop music?
So I just realized I left my pop in the car…
And it’s -20 Celsius out. I guess it’s a pop-sicle now.
What do you call a pop up tent that sells fetish gear?
I was arguing with a guy in the pub who claimed he was an 80’s pop star…
I didn’t believe him, but he was Adamant.
Pop
A guy walks into a bar. "What can I get you tonight?" the bartender asks him. "Well I don't know. I won't drink anything stronger than pop," the guy replies. "Mind you, Pop will drink anything."
I thought I was drinking pop
Turns out it was a fantasy
I had a dream last night I was stuck in an ocean of pop
Sadly, it was just a fanta sea
Which pop icon prefers to work in the Falklands?
My daughter wanted to pop a pimple on my bald head, but according to her 'It won't be ready until tomorrow'...
So I told her she needed to think like one of those Californian farmers and harvest it before it's ripe so it'll hold during shipping.
She just gave me the typical teenaged narrow-eyed smirk and said 'What's wrong with you!?'
If you put a jolly rancher on a stick, you’d have a jolly pop.
I had a pop quiz today on the Spanish Inquisition.
Why are there pop tarts but never mom tarts?
Because of the pastry-archy.
There are Pop tarts but no Mom tarts.
Because of the pastryarchy.
What do you call a pop star in a snowstorm?
Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts
Because of the pastry-archy
How come there Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?
Because of the pastryarchy.
How come there are Pop-tarts but no Mom-tarts?
Because of the pastry-archy
I think it's sexist that there are pop tarts but no mom tarts.
I blame the pastry-archy.
Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts
Because of the pastryarchy
Why are there pop tarts but no mom tarts?
Because of the pastry-archy!
If Korean pop is kpop, and Korean drama is Kdrama...
I quit my job crushing pop cans today.
It was just soda pressing.
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