He winged it.
Because he Never Lands
I must have left my phone on Airplane mode.
But you have to prove your jokes can land.
A pilot, you bloody racist.
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
All they had was biplanes
He said he prefers bi-planes
He's flying by the seat of his pants.
He Cessna
I passed with flying colors.
We're currently filming the pilot
...so far they've only filmed the pilot.
My dad was a fighter pilot in WWII. He always claimed that most folks have no idea what the real purpose of a propeller is. They're thrown off by the name. The purpose is not really for propulsion. It's to keep the pilot cool. He claimed that he could prove it.
"Just turn it off and watch the pilot start to sweat."
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
These are the PIREPs of the Caribbean.
Our pilot must have been flying.
Pilot: so why did you want to become a pilot?
CoPilot: to conquer my greatest fear.
Pilot: flying?
CoPilot: dying alone.
Me and my Father were discussing career options for me, and I announced my intention to be a pilot
He said 'that's not gonna fly in this house, son'
My dad is a recreational pilot. His airplane takes up a lot of his free time (fixing, tinkering, sometimes even flying). When he first got it he wanted to name it "The Family" so that when his coworkers asked about his weekend they would think he was a real family man when he "spent the whole weekend with The Family".
Sometimes I go flying with my dad who's a pilot. The other day we're approaching our home airport and dad radios the tower to get the weather. "Winds calm, barometer is 30.12 and rising." Without hesitation he quips "Sounds like we're heading into a high pressure situation, eh son?"
Dad: did you know I pilot?
Me: ...dad, you don't fly.
Dad: no, your brother chops the wood and I pile it. (Pilot)
We fly out for the honeymoon tomorrow and she asked if the airline was the one we pick our seats. I told her that it was but you can't pick the pilot's seat. She responded with "well maybe if he had a wedgie you could pick it."
She is definitely a keeper.
