I found out today that I perfectly match the profile of the type of person who spoils their ballot paper.

I tick all the right boxes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cotswoldboy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Stop looking for the perfect match..

Use a lighter

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FlintTheDad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Marinever was there ever such a perfect match
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ADAlverde
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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After being single for years, I finally found the perfect match online.

It produces a greenish flame and it looks really cool while I'm lighting up my cigarette.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/sodomicity
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My boyfriend is gonna be a great dad one day.

I saw him picking up a quarter off the floor.

I said to him, "Is that where you keep all your quarters? That makes a lot of sense."

He says, "Yeah, 25 cents." then laughed for 5 minutes to himself, then kept laughing about it sporadically throughout the day.

Edit: I just wanna say thanks to my s/o /u/rainbowdongs for being so hilarious. <3 Happy anniversary! Love you!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cruelhag
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2014
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I have a stick and potassium chlorate

They're a perfect match.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/twin802
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love?

I found the perfect match!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/crunchybedsheets
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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I just sold my car and this was my add

Hi Folks, If you are a linguist then I am selling your dream car! Iโ€™m selling an Accent, a 2004 Hyundai Accent to be precise. Even if you donโ€™t know a bunch of languages, this car is still great for you.

Just like me, itโ€™s been around the birthday block a few times, but thereโ€™s still lots of life left in both of us, I guarantee! If you are looking for the perfect body, seek out a surgeon. If youโ€™re looking for a car that will love you just the way you are, this is it. Now I know what youโ€™re thinking, โ€œI bet this is a junkerโ€, but youโ€™d be wrong. Next to my wife this is the best body Iโ€™ve ever had my hands on.

Whatโ€™s wrong with it mechanically you ask? Nothing! It drives great, A/C & heat still work like a dream, breaks work, transmission shifts good, and the 1.6L engine runs great. With its age, the engine has had some parts replaced. All the belts have recently been changed, that happens with age as I just went up a few sizes myself. The washer fluid pump has been changed because itโ€™s important to be able to have a good cry once in a while. I did an oil change in the summer and depending on how long it takes for this car to finds itโ€™s new match, I will do another in the next month or so.

Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Iโ€™ll give you a run down of what the interior is like. Itโ€™s whatโ€™s on the inside that matters anyway right? I am the 3rd owner of this car and the previous owner was a smoker. I donโ€™t believe there is a cigarette smell anymore but the cloth seats do have little holes in them. I mean hey, when you play with fire you get burnt right? The stereo head unit has been replaced with a modern Pioneer as the original just wasnโ€™t in tune with my musical needs as a Dj. The only real problem this pretty young thing has is the passenger rear seatbelt does not retract. Since I have two mini controllers I taxi around, Iโ€™ve had car seats in the back and have had no reason to replace the seatbelt yet. A new one is only a cool $250 from Hyundai but will take some time for delivery. There are still 4 working seatbelts in the car so if youโ€™re traveling with another couple, Iโ€™m sure theyโ€™ll love to cuddle up in the middle and behind you, the driver.

The trunk is spacious enough for the average trunk but just doesnโ€™t work out so well for hauling Dj gear. The rear seats fold as easy a poker player having their bluff called, so it will give you extra room. Not much more that I can think of to tell you about but take a look at the plethora of p

... keep reading on reddit โžก

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