With a high five
For example, airport security.
Mine was to sandpaper. It was wearing me down.
But it's a feeling somewhere between euthreeia and eufiveia.
You know like Customs Officers and police
Tumble weed
I do it for the percs
That way I could have math and feta cheese.
It's habit-forming.
"Is Pepsi okay?"
A heroine addict
Unfortunately I was part of the control group.
She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. “Well, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.”
“No, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
“Well, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. “Her name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.”
“Batteries?” cried the wife.
“Yes,” he replied. “She sells C cells by the Seashore.”
A lot of people on bikes and drugs.
Me: What do you call a drug dealer that ran out of drugs?
Girlfriend: (pauses for a few seconds) what?
Me: have you ever met someone named what? That's just ridiculous!
Girlfriend: (rolls eyes) fine, then I don't know what's he called?
Me: well if he ran out of drugs most people would say he is crackalackin!!
Moans were had but I got two for the price of one!
EDIT: some grammir
me: well i used to smoke a lot of pot mom: what other drugs have you done to fit in with people? me:coke mom: are you serious? me: yeah i drank a lot of coke in my day
Mom: All these Hollywood people inject drugs in their butt to make them bigger.
Dad: What buttocks ?
For example, airport security.
Especially the airport security.
God!! I hate airport security.
Example: Airport security.
