Well this one really grew pear shaped
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cohen19
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My girlfriend said we aren't getting married until she has a pear shape

It's the reason we cantaloupe

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KingLevance
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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My genetically engineered apples have been disfigured

They have gone pear-shaped.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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A pear

A friend of mine had an oddly shaped pear in his lunch and confronted me about it.

him: Look at this pear

Me: I only see one

He ignored me but another buddy of mine laughed at it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/noahsgnar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 26 2015
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