My girlfriend said we aren't getting married until she has a pear shape
It's the reason we cantaloupe
My genetically engineered apples have been disfigured
They have gone pear-shaped.
A pear
A friend of mine had an oddly shaped pear in his lunch and confronted me about it.
him: Look at this pear
Me: I only see one
He ignored me but another buddy of mine laughed at it.
