Patrick Stewart Puns

A list of puns related to "Patrick Stewart"

I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.

The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? Iā€™d been hoisted by my own Picard.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/tigger3370
šŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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The Oxygen Network has hired Sir Patrick Stewart to design their logo.

They want him to make its O.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/porichoygupto
šŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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Patrick Stewart has had a hair transplant

Now it's like he's never baldly gone.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Orlen86
šŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Sir Patrick Stewart got into a fight with an audience member at 'The Emoji Movie' premiere...

...apparently the shit hit the fan.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/andy399
šŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Patrick Stewart must've been great in the Emoji Movie

all the reviews are mentioning his character

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Jon-Osterman
šŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2017
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