PM² Puns

A list of puns related to "PM²"

Todays election will end by 6:00 pm.

This can only be achieved if one 'Trumps' the other then they should be done 'Biden'.

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👤︎ u/PoopsMcWillie
📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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If you hit someone on 11:59:59 pm on a Sunday....

Does that mean you hit them into next week?

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👤︎ u/Causticnewt6023
📅︎ Sep 27 2020
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What motel serves breakfast at 1:00 pm?

The Sleep Inn.

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👤︎ u/Crossiant-Boi
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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Most guys are afraid of women with PMS

I think it is just an ovaryaction

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👤︎ u/TheyCallMeDrAsshole
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province

But the voters are having Nunavut

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👤︎ u/Jazzbandrew
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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Why is it called PMS?

Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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👤︎ u/hayeshilton
📅︎ Apr 05 2020
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You may not believe that the Canadian PM once wore black-face, but it's Trudeau.
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👤︎ u/MacSteele13
📅︎ Sep 21 2019
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I got an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my COMPLETE surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.

I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.

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👤︎ u/chuin_masterofsinanj
📅︎ Jun 12 2019
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I'm at the point where PM meals should not be referred to as supper or dinner, but more of a Family Meating.
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👤︎ u/TheJellyTruck
📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
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👤︎ u/EvilFSSOMG
📅︎ May 15 2019
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I will be sitting in the toilet at new years eve 11:59 pm...

I'll be like same shit different year

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👤︎ u/mounis11
📅︎ Dec 28 2018
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If you have a pastry snack at 10 PM...

...does that mean you are having unelevened bread?

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ May 22 2018
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Dad always told me to take my dumps at 11:59 pm.

So when the clock strikes midnight it’ll be the same shit different day

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👤︎ u/Icy9kills
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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I was sitting on the toilet at 11:59 pm and the clock struck midnight. I thought 'Same shit, different day.'
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👤︎ u/JohnathanWickers
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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PMS is an ovary action.
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👤︎ u/lfantine
📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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Got my dad this morning with the new UK PM.

Me: Did you see a women named Theresa might be the new PM in the UK? Dad: hmm, yeah, Theresa May. Me: Yeah, she might.

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👤︎ u/BountyHNZ
📅︎ Jul 14 2016
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My Dad, being particularly frustrated with my Mom one evening, turned to me and said..."You know why they call it PMS?...

...because Mad Cow was already taken."

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👤︎ u/Meatman2013
📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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I was able to get an early flight home so I decided to surprise my wife. Got home about 10 PM. Walked in my bedroom, and to my complete surprise, there is my wife in bed with my best friend. I couldn't believe it.

I then yelled for my dog to get off the bed.

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👤︎ u/chuin_masterofsinanj
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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PMS jokes aren't funny

Period

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👤︎ u/nontechnicalbowler
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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