AM PM Puns

A list of puns related to "AM PM"

Why does the Prime Minister keep all his meetings post noon?

Because he is a PM, not an AM

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👤︎ u/oldgenmemelord
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Which interview should you avoid asking Clark Kent to give?

2:30 AM: A woman accused of robbing a large bank in San Francisco

6:00 PM: A man accused of scamming high rollers in Las Vegas

9:00 PM: A man accused of shooting two rival gang members in Los Angeles

The last one: Keep him away from the Crip tonight

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
📅︎ May 08 2020
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My boss went to have coffee at 11 am.

So I immediately pounced upon the opportunity and forwarded the time in his laptop by 6 hours.

When he returned, I said, "I'm leaving now. It's 5 PM already."

"Oh yes it is," He said, "See you tomorrow."

"It fucking worked!" I thought to myself, as I jolted towards home.

I then enjoyed my entire day and was sleeping peacefully at night, when my phone suddenly rang at 3:15 AM.

He said, "Hurry up, you're 15 minutes late for work."

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 04 2019
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Yeah, I have a date for Valentine's Day.

February 14th.

(it's 11:26 PM where I am so it's still Valentine's Day for me)

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👤︎ u/TheWM_
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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