My boss went to have coffee at 11 am.

So I immediately pounced upon the opportunity and forwarded the time in his laptop by 6 hours.

When he returned, I said, "I'm leaving now. It's 5 PM already."

"Oh yes it is," He said, "See you tomorrow."

"It fucking worked!" I thought to myself, as I jolted towards home.

I then enjoyed my entire day and was sleeping peacefully at night, when my phone suddenly rang at 3:15 AM.

He said, "Hurry up, you're 15 minutes late for work."

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Pulled a "dad joke" on my mom today

Mom: I am going to send you another essay to look over later. It doesn't seem to flow very well. 3:16 PM

Me: Oh...then it might take a while to get here... 3:20 PM

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