PICO Puns

A list of puns related to "PICO"

Friend: Why does she call you Pico?

Me: Because I'm De Guy Yo!

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👤︎ u/Kerlandays
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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What's larger than a pico de gallo?

A kilo de gallo.

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👤︎ u/Prae_Cedric
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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Pico De Gallo

My SO was making pico de gallo and having me and our housemates try it, she was asking what we thought it needed.

more lemon? more lime?

tomatoes? cilantro?

I got asked what I think

I don't know, I'm not really a pico de guy yo.

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👤︎ u/rumblecrunch
📅︎ Jan 27 2016
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What do you get when you mix lime disease with avacados, and a tomato?

Guacoma

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👤︎ u/IMadeAFriendOnce
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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