Outta Here Puns

A list of puns related to "Outta Here"

No, get the sink outta here
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👤︎ u/Mammayeywyy
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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While my wife and I were dating in high school we were at this church lock in. I said, “Can’t wait till we get outta here and I can plant one on ya” she said, “What kinda flower”

No hesitation I say, “Tulips”

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👤︎ u/vHRenegade
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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What goes "ooh ooh"?

A cow with no lips.

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👤︎ u/anxietyevangelist
📅︎ Nov 23 2017
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What did Bruce Willis say when he saw an asteroid heading for earth?

Armageddon outta here!!

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👤︎ u/timmygun
📅︎ Dec 24 2019
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I saw a guy running down the street with a giant letter F.

I thought to myself, hes getting the f outta here

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👤︎ u/Blackshark220
📅︎ May 11 2019
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After Lucifer betrayed God, how did God kick him out of heaven?

"get the hell outta here"

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👤︎ u/dakkamakka
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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Steak and eggs walk into a bar

And the bartender says, “Get the heck outta here, we don’t serve food!”

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👤︎ u/Dustinmschmidt
📅︎ Feb 13 2018
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What did one shepherd say to the other shepherd?

Let's get the flock outta here.

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👤︎ u/bruiser777
📅︎ Jun 22 2017
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Dad just said this..

So like 2 minutes ago I was brushing my teeth, my dad walks in and does a massive fart.

Me: im outta here. Dad: no, you have plenty of it. Me: what?? Dad: on your head, you have a head full.

Classic dad.

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👤︎ u/Evilzombie400
📅︎ Dec 21 2014
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A gold brick walks into a bar.

The bartender says "Au! Get outta here!"

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👤︎ u/King_Krawl
📅︎ Jul 03 2014
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I laughed...he was confused.

A coworker said to me as he was leaving...
"OK I'm outta here. I'll give you a ring later."
I sd "Woah woah, I think its a little too soon for that. I've only known you a few months"

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👤︎ u/spybot2915
📅︎ Apr 03 2014
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My father in law swished this from downtown.

My mother in law was choosing me for leaving my breakfast utensils and drink on the table.

Her husband smirked, "Yeah, get your FORK AND coffee and get outta here!"

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👤︎ u/tanman1975
📅︎ Apr 25 2015
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