A list of puns related to "Outis"
We were laying down and she poked at my belly button. The following conversation ensued.
Her: "Do you know anyone that has an outie?"
Me: "Nope! Do you?"
Her: "Yeah, my mom drives one."
Needless to say she gets me way more than I do to her.
^No racism intended whatsoever
Credit for pun goes to [ollies-outies] (http://ollies-outies.tumblr.com)
Sitting around the dinner table the other night...
Little Sister: Belly buttons are weird.
Me: At least you and I have innies, Middle Sister has an outie, gross.
Little Sister: No, she has an innie too!
Little Sister: Dad, does Middle Sister have an innie or an outie?
Dad: ... I thought she had a Mazda...
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