Girlfriend got me last night.

We were laying down and she poked at my belly button. The following conversation ensued.

Her: "Do you know anyone that has an outie?"

Me: "Nope! Do you?"

Her: "Yeah, my mom drives one."

Needless to say she gets me way more than I do to her.

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👤︎ u/Thezanthex
📅︎ Apr 19 2015
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So if a Pole breaks out in a jig, would that be considered pole dancing?

^No racism intended whatsoever

Credit for pun goes to [ollies-outies] (http://ollies-outies.tumblr.com)

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👤︎ u/smol_owl
📅︎ Oct 19 2015
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Family discussion about belly buttons.

Sitting around the dinner table the other night...

Little Sister: Belly buttons are weird.

Me: At least you and I have innies, Middle Sister has an outie, gross.

Little Sister: No, she has an innie too!

Little Sister: Dad, does Middle Sister have an innie or an outie?

Dad: ... I thought she had a Mazda...

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👤︎ u/athennna
📅︎ Dec 22 2015
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