A list of puns related to "Our Family Wedding"
Iβm putting together a collection of dad jokes in a journal to gift my husband when we have our first child, hopefully within the next year. Heβs famous among our friends and family for corny jokes, and I even referenced this in my wedding vows haha. Thank you for all the incredible dad jokes to add to this collection! For the record, hereβs my husbandβs favorite joke:
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
TENTACLES!!
We have to buy so much milk in our household because I'm such a serial dad joker. Amongst all my friends and family, even at my wedding, it was noted about my bad jokes. My wife of one week tolerates my humour, but doesn't ever attempt to play along with dad jokes or make any of her own. Point is - I'm not used to hearing her say one.
Today, sitting at a bar on our honeymoon I commented about how "these selfie sticks are becoming ridiculous. Everyone seems to have one now. It's stupid"... Only for her to reply with..."I know it's seriously getting out of hand".
I lost my shit and freaked out. She got scared cause she thought something bad happened...I'm like "did you seriously not just hear yourself. I'm not even mad that was amazing".
She just rolled her eyes.
I was a young teenager, hanging out with my cousins at a family wedding. We were dressed in our finest: button-down shirts and ties (a rare thing for some of us). It was the middle of the photo shoot, so we had to wait around for our turn.
My uncle sees us, bored out of our minds, and asks if we wanted to have a "tie race." Seeing our puzzled expressions, he demonstrated by rolling up his tie from the bottom to the top like a cinnamon roll.
We got the idea immediately, rolling up our ties as well. Everyone had their own strategy: some rolled theirs tighter, others looser. Some rolled up the tail, others didn't. Some had clip-ons.
On the count of three, we released our ties to see whose unrolled the fastest. We all looked around, trying to decide who actually won the race, when my uncle declared:
It's a tie!
Laying in bed tonight, talking about wedding stuff and marriage stuff and family stuff. Kids and names comes up.
Fiance: If we have a girl, we should name her Tissa.
Me: Why? That's a weird name.
Fiance: Because when our other child has a kid, she'd be Aunt Tissa.
Me: ... ...
Me: ...
Me: Pation...
She's playing the long game on that one, she is.
At Thanksgiving dinner, my fiancee was discussing our wedding plans with the family.
Aunt: "We should definitely give you a shower!"
Uncle: "Yeah, she smells awful."
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