Osbourne Puns

A list of puns related to "Osbourne"

Did you guys hear Ozzy Osbourne drank root beer in space?

Barq’s on the moon.

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👤︎ u/jdressen
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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Ozzy Osbourne was giving an elderly woman a piggyback, but he dropped her...

That old lady was off her rocker!

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👤︎ u/Talon184
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you get when you mix Ozzy Osbourne with a muppet?

Fozzie Osbourne.

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why did most of the Osbournes have a addiction to pills and alcohol except ozzy's wife ?

Cause they didn't feel like sharon!

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👤︎ u/Rad_Reddit_Rando
📅︎ May 31 2014
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If Ozzy Osbourne was Mexican...

Would crazy train be renamed to Locomotive?

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👤︎ u/CarlosB56
📅︎ Oct 15 2017
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WHAT DO YOU CALL OZZY OSBOURNE'S FINGER PRINTS?

THE PRINTS OF DARKNESS.

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👤︎ u/voncer
📅︎ May 12 2014
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What do you call the lead singer of a Black Sabbath cover band?

Quasi-Osbourne!

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👤︎ u/1_0
📅︎ Nov 24 2014
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