a crypto-night
I'll take the soup.
Because then he could truly foil his plans.
Whoever loses the fight has to wear their underwear on the outside.
Because he has a seal on his chest.
>!It was a Finnish Hymn!<
His name was Elo-el
Because his weakness is krypto
Lowest Lane
Because she only prints "S" 's
He invited Lois Lane to visit. Her plane was late, and she called the house to ask directions. He answered and told her:
"Take the last train to Clark's villa, and I'll meet you at the station."
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
They Argon.
Clark Kent
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
"Several, actually, depending on the day. I'm a kryptonight."
Keep in mind, my son is 4 years old, so everything is an original to him.
I had to work late into the evening yesterday, and he was just going to bed when I got home. I had left home for the office nearly 14 hours prior, had a long day, lots of meetings, traffic, etc.
When I walked through the door, I was exhausted, run down, and starving. My wife hugged me and asked how my day was, and I replied, "Done. It was a good day, but has got me exhausted. I just want to grab a bite and go to bed. I'm hungry."
From my son's bedroom, I hear him shout, "Hi Hungry! Nice to meet you!"
Not only did it make me laugh, but I completely forgot about how hungry and tired I was. I went to his bedroom, and we laughed together about it. It was exactly what I needed.
Edit: Thanks for all the awards, kind strangers! I'll let my son know y'all enjoyed his joke too!
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
Alzheimer, Grandma, it's Alzheimer.
‘Sure.’
‘Oh no! Kryptonite!’
‘That’s Superman.’
‘Thanks man. I’ve been practicing.’
You should have seen the queue to the cloakroom.
Ee-ran away when I was a child.
handshakes
But Patrick is the star.
But I still haven’t found what I’m looking for
She said:
I'm mature
I'm moral
I'm polite
And, by and large, I'm perfect
Don't know why she then accused me of having "a fundamental incapability to understand the proper use of apostrophes and spacing" though....
He said no.
Poetry.
A barberqueue
Curiosity killed the cat :(
I know he means well.
Edit: Wow. Thanks for the awards, kind Reddit strangers!
Because he always has a great "S" cape.
But no one remembers his sister, Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
She said, "Airplane? What is it?"
"It's a classic spoof film from the 1980s but that's not important right now."
Because it was Crypto-night
