Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.
      (This is my No-L greeting.)
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︎ Dec 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      My daughter: dad, what key is the national anthem in?
      Me: I think it's in...... Francis Scott key.
True story
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︎ Jun 13 2021
        
       
      
     
      Itβs all in the name
      Thereβs some really nice girls in my sons class; Denice, Janice, Olive Yu. So I figured a name is a powerful motivator. Meet my newest kid: Richy Mc Richer(Son)
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︎ May 31 2021
        
       
      
     
      Who's Yu?
      People always tell me to fuck him
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︎ Nov 23 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      What do you call Sir Francis Drake's circumnavigation of the Earth?
      
      
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︎ Feb 07 2020
        
       
      
     
      TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.
      Hu died and made Yu king.
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︎ May 26 2018
        
       
      
     
      I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased
      He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'
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︎ Jul 13 2019
        
       
      
     
      I'd ask for assistance from St. Francis...
      
      
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︎ Feb 04 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.
      It was written by Francis Near.
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︎ Dec 14 2020
        
       
      
     
      I always take a first date out to a French restaurant. Girls love eating somewhere francy.
      
      
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︎ Dec 03 2018
        
       
      
     
      I donβt know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son
      
      
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︎ Oct 21 2017
        
       
      
     
      How many ears did Sir Francis Drake have?
      Loads. A left ear, a right ear and a ship full of privateers.
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︎ Aug 12 2017
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      
      
      
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︎ Apr 03 2017
        
       
      
     
      How did Chinese-American business man Robert Nigel Yu get free money from the bank?
      When the teller asked for his name he said, "I am Rob N. Yu."
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︎ May 17 2017
        
       
      
     
      My Wife lost the race to Sister Mary Francis
      Apparently, she was second to nun.
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︎ Jan 16 2018
        
       
      
     
      I knew this girl named Val Yu...
      She worked at Walmart, it was great.
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︎ Jan 19 2017
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?
      
      
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︎ Jul 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      My wife and I are considering adoption.
      We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
        
       
      
     
      The St. Francis statue in my mom's garden fell over and is lying on its side.
      Now he's St. Francis of Asleepy.
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︎ Feb 21 2017
        
       
      
     
      I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails
      So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC
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︎ Sep 27 2020
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I'm putting an addition on my roof.
      It's a little room where I can sit and watch movies like The Godfather and Apocalypse Now.
It's a Francis Ford Cupola.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
        
       
      
     
      I didnβt know why the baseball was getting bigger.
      
      
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︎ Apr 30 2019
        
       
      
     
      
      
      
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︎ Sep 20 2019
        
       
      
     
      Mountains aren't just funny
      
      
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︎ Oct 11 2016
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I don't want to sound raceist but...
      I've always preferred the 100m to the 200m
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︎ Sep 25 2016
        
       
      
     
      I just hired an Asian lawer...
      
      
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︎ Oct 03 2019
        
       
      
     
      Edgar Allan Po' Boy
      
      
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︎ Mar 12 2015
        
       
      
     
      This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
      
- George Washwington
- Leonarcrow da Vinci
- Eagle Allen Poe
- Harry S. Toucan
- Teddy Dodosevelt
- Charles Duckens
- Octavian Owlgustus
- Flysaac Newton
- Benchicken Franklin
- Gullysses S. Grant
- Vincent Van Goose
- John Lhawk
- Charlecrane
- Pengthoven
- Nikquaila Tesla
- Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
- Charles Darwren
- Rheasus Christ
- Broodha
- King Loony XIV
- Nenepoleon Bonaparte
- Mahootma Gandhi
- Winstint Churchill
- Genghis Swan
- Pladove
- Aleggsander the Great
- Paul the Apostail
- Lark Twain
- Dante Aliturkey
- Michelangswallow
- Cardinal Marx
- Albatross Lincoln
- Robin E. Lee
- Adolf Swiftler
- Alextanager Hamilton
- Ibis Presley
- Ronald Raven
- Arnestotle
- Emuhammad
- Sir Francis Beakon
- Tchaikovskylark
- Christfowler Columbus
- Finchard Nixon
- Henry VIII
- Albert Einstork
- Thomas Jayfferson
- William Shrikespeare
- Woodcock Wilson
- King Chorioles I of England
- Johann Sebastian Flock
Edit: formatting
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︎ Sep 21 2014
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Who does Fergie think wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?
      
      
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︎ Feb 21 2018
        
       
      
     
      What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?
      
      
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︎ Nov 30 2018
        
       
      
     
      Learn Chinese in 5 min
      LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES
(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...
- Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
- Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
- See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
- Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
- Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
- Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
- I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
- I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
- It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
- I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
- This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
- staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
- He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
- Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
- Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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︎ Sep 18 2018
        
       
      
     
      Can you perform a spinning dragon uppercut
      
      
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︎ Aug 09 2018
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Dad joke straight outta compton
      My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.
Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"
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︎ Aug 14 2015
        
       
      
     
      I really like The Godfather and The Godfather 2.
      Francis Ford made a Coppola great movies..
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︎ Dec 31 2015
        
       
      
     
      My friend has a bad habit of calling things gay. For whatever reason France came up, and he said France is Gay.
      
      
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︎ May 06 2015
        
       
      
     
      My wife couldn't make up her mind
      Me: Of all the Yu's in China I'm sure there's no one called Pleezing
Her: What do you mean?
Me: There is no pleasing you
*Cue sarcastic moaning
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︎ May 11 2014
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      I am guilty of most of these.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjl1-UW4sYU
I assume this is relevant.
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︎ Sep 07 2013
        
       
      
     
      Who is the patron saint of email?
      
      
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︎ Aug 28 2020
        
       
      
     
      Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?
      
      
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︎ Mar 21 2019
        
       
      
     
      Who is the Patron Saint of copying people into emails?
      
      
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︎ Mar 19 2019
        
       
      
     
        
        
        
        
      
      Who is the patron saint of emails?
      
      
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︎ Sep 19 2018
        
       
      
     
      Who is the patron saint of email?
      
      
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︎ Nov 02 2016
        
       
      
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