Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My daughter: dad, what key is the national anthem in?

Me: I think it's in...... Francis Scott key.

True story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tags666
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2021
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It’s all in the name

There’s some really nice girls in my sons class; Denice, Janice, Olive Yu. So I figured a name is a powerful motivator. Meet my newest kid: Richy Mc Richer(Son)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaBigMac
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2021
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Who's Yu?

People always tell me to fuck him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9elevenGuy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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What do you call Sir Francis Drake's circumnavigation of the Earth?

A Wander of the World

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.

Hu died and made Yu king.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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I changed my religion to follow the teachings of St. Francis, my dad was not pleased

He said 'no son of mine is going to be assisi!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scamperillium
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I'd ask for assistance from St. Francis...

...but he's a sissy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Just finished reading a book on Channel swimming.

It was written by Francis Near.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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I always take a first date out to a French restaurant. Girls love eating somewhere francy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shadowfax1138
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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I don’t know who became more famous, Sir Francis Bacon or his son

Chris P. Bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grnxnhm
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2017
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How many ears did Sir Francis Drake have?

Loads. A left ear, a right ear and a ship full of privateers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourmumsalawyer
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2017
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How did Chinese-American business man Robert Nigel Yu get free money from the bank?

When the teller asked for his name he said, "I am Rob N. Yu."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AziasThePrius
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2017
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My Wife lost the race to Sister Mary Francis

Apparently, she was second to nun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Newbosterone
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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I knew this girl named Val Yu...

She worked at Walmart, it was great.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joshuamckenzie444
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarDarBinks124
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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My wife and I are considering adoption.

We just need to figure out where to sign our kids up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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The St. Francis statue in my mom's garden fell over and is lying on its side.

Now he's St. Francis of Asleepy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Takiro
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatchitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I'm putting an addition on my roof.

It's a little room where I can sit and watch movies like The Godfather and Apocalypse Now.
It's a Francis Ford Cupola.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheREALProfPyro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I didn’t know why the baseball was getting bigger.

And then it hit me!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2019
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Not mine, X-Post from stoner engineering. v.redd.it/knucu3756jn31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ambiguous_Fruit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Mountains aren't just funny

They're hill areas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2016
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I don't want to sound raceist but...

I've always preferred the 100m to the 200m

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WonkySight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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I just hired an Asian lawer...

Her name is Sue Yu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Edgar Allan Po' Boy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drummerchuk77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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This is just a list of 50 famous people but if they were birds.
  • George Washwington
  • Leonarcrow da Vinci
  • Eagle Allen Poe
  • Harry S. Toucan
  • Teddy Dodosevelt
  • Charles Duckens
  • Octavian Owlgustus
  • Flysaac Newton
  • Benchicken Franklin
  • Gullysses S. Grant
  • Vincent Van Goose
  • John Lhawk
  • Charlecrane
  • Pengthoven
  • Nikquaila Tesla
  • Jean-Jacques Roostsseau
  • Charles Darwren
  • Rheasus Christ
  • Broodha
  • King Loony XIV
  • Nenepoleon Bonaparte
  • Mahootma Gandhi
  • Winstint Churchill
  • Genghis Swan
  • Pladove
  • Aleggsander the Great
  • Paul the Apostail
  • Lark Twain
  • Dante Aliturkey
  • Michelangswallow
  • Cardinal Marx
  • Albatross Lincoln
  • Robin E. Lee
  • Adolf Swiftler
  • Alextanager Hamilton
  • Ibis Presley
  • Ronald Raven
  • Arnestotle
  • Emuhammad
  • Sir Francis Beakon
  • Tchaikovskylark
  • Christfowler Columbus
  • Finchard Nixon
  • Henry VIII
  • Albert Einstork
  • Thomas Jayfferson
  • William Shrikespeare
  • Woodcock Wilson
  • King Chorioles I of England
  • Johann Sebastian Flock

Edit: formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/captbodgers
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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Who does Fergie think wrote the Star-Spangled Banner?

Francis Scott Off-key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HHStorm21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2018
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What did the Japanese street fighter say when he met the American?

R yu Ken?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Capn__Brunch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Learn Chinese in 5 min

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

  1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
  2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
  3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
  4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
  5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
  6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
  7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
  8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
  9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
  10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
  11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
  12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
  13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
  14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
  15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edg0023
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Can you perform a spinning dragon uppercut

Shor-yu-ken

Ba-dum tss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGamerBoy015
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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Dad joke straight outta compton

My buddies and I have a group chat going. One guy mentions how he downloaded Dillon Francis' new album and how shared it with us on Facebook. I asked him if he had Dr. Dre's new album so I could get it, but he said he forgot to look it up.

Another dude in the chat says, "so you forgot about Dre?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yourchingoo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2015
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I really like The Godfather and The Godfather 2.

Francis Ford made a Coppola great movies..

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My friend has a bad habit of calling things gay. For whatever reason France came up, and he said France is Gay.

I asked who Francis was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManChildMusician
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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My wife couldn't make up her mind

Me: Of all the Yu's in China I'm sure there's no one called Pleezing

Her: What do you mean?

Me: There is no pleasing you

*Cue sarcastic moaning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichardDawkings
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2014
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I am guilty of most of these.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kjl1-UW4sYU
I assume this is relevant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jsciz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2013
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Who is the patron saint of email?

Saint Francis of a cc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprogrammerx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Who is the Patron Saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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Who is the patron saint of emails?

St. Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Who is the patron saint of email?

St Francis of a CC.

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