Origami paper Puns

Plane paper

I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher

The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.

For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.

Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.

I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.

The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.

It looked great on paper, but they had to fold. It had a tight name though: “Problems in Crease.” But with two Origami stores in the same town, the market was flat. They just couldn’t cut it.

My wife: "Do you want to join the Origami society with me?" Me: "I would but I hear it's a lot of paper work." My wife: Usual laugh followed by usual groan that it made her laugh. Me: "Although I hear they are pretty edgy..." My wife: Laugh/groan..ad infinitum.