21 Hilarious Orange S.A. Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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👤︎ u/FlintTheDad

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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My girlfriend has a fat orange cat that looks like a pumpkin. She tells him he’s beautiful.

I tell him he’s gourdeous.

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👤︎ u/Cerealkillr95

📅︎ Mar 20 2020

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What’s orange with bad hair and hears ‘boo’ a lot?

A haunted pumpkin with a wig.

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👤︎ u/tupacwolverine

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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Between songs, a flickering orange light glows near the band’s speakers

Son: His amp is on fire!

Dad: it’s an amplifire!

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👤︎ u/EvanOrton22

📅︎ Sep 26 2019

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

My English teacher is giving us daily dad jokes. My life is complete.

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👤︎ u/NuccSucc

📅︎ Mar 12 2019

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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👤︎ u/RealRedditModerator

📅︎ Sep 10 2020

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Son, What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. Hahaha.

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👤︎ u/balkso

📅︎ Oct 08 2020

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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👤︎ u/TehFuzziest

📅︎ Jun 23 2020

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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👤︎ u/scottvalentine808

📅︎ Jun 12 2020

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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👤︎ u/Punky-LookingKiddo

📅︎ Jul 10 2020

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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👤︎ u/wake886

📅︎ Apr 27 2020

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Carrot.

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👤︎ u/awburrou

📅︎ Feb 27 2020

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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👤︎ u/Mitchinatr

📅︎ Feb 18 2020

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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👤︎ u/UncorruptedQuiver

📅︎ Oct 13 2019

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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👤︎ u/Discount_Dracula

📅︎ Jan 19 2018

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot

A carrot

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👤︎ u/DarkLuke7

📅︎ Jul 30 2019

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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👤︎ u/bmizzo

📅︎ Mar 31 2019

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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👤︎ u/OzziesUndies

📅︎ Jul 18 2018

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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👤︎ u/TheThurmanator

📅︎ Feb 06 2019

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

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👤︎ u/littleCaesars432

📅︎ Nov 17 2017

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What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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👤︎ u/dandan_56

📅︎ Feb 28 2018

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