My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
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︎ Sep 06 2018
I dreamt last night I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda. Then I woke up..
..and realized it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 15 2021
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Feb 27 2021
Guy: "What rhymes with orange?"
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing , apples canβt talk
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︎ Feb 18 2021
In honor of former president Donald J. Trump
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Did you hear that they're trying to convict an orange?
It got wrapped up in appeal.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I wasn't expecting to be diagnosed as colour blind.
It really came out of the purple.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What is orange and hikes around in the hills?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
From my 7 yr just now: Dad, last night I dreamed I was swimming in orange soda.
Turns out it was just a Fanta-sea.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
One impeachment is bad, but two impeachments
Thatβs just unpresidented
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Imagine the waters being filled with orange flavoured soda
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︎ Jan 19 2021
What rhymes with orange
Sorry no it doesnβt I thought it did.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Orange you glad itβs fall??
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Two oranges were sitting at a bar
One says to the other "Your round"
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︎ Dec 17 2020
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What is orange and yells βIβm an orange, Iβm an orange!β?
A tangerine with a superiority complex.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
I've always dreamed of an ocean filled entirely with orange soda.
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︎ Jul 12 2020
I once saw a guy staring at a can of orange juice, and when I asked him why he was doing that,
he said, "because it says 'concentrate' on the can."
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My pal used to think he was a chocolate orange....
So in the end, we had to have him sectioned.
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What's Trump's favourite flavour of ice cream?
Mmm peach mint.
A double scoop.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Orange Crushed
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︎ Sep 19 2020
I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What i orange and sounds like a parrot?
π︎ 10
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︎ Jan 18 2021
What rhymes with orange?
No it doesn't, "what" sounds nothing like "orange"
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Yesterday I dreamt that I was swimming in orange soda.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What rhymes with orange?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
π︎ 10
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
what rhymes with orange
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︎ Sep 15 2020
What rhymes with orange?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What's orange and sounds like a parrot
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︎ Sep 11 2020
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Son, Whatβs orange and sounds like a parrot?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What rhymes with orange?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What rhymes with orange?
βNothing.β
No it doesnβt.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
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